Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas

If you told me this was made as an 8th grade arts project I would still have to take the risk of being labeled a jerk and say this was absolute garbage.

It takes some doing to make a film that is literally unwatchable but here we are. Everything else - the unintelligible soundtrack, the incomprehensible narrative, the sheer technical ineptitude on every level - seems to have been covered pretty well in other reviews, so I thought I'd just draw attention to the fact that in a film created almost entirely by one person, ten minutes of the 60-minute running time are devoted to the end credits.

Seriously what is even happening here ? To label this trash or garbage is much too nice and to label it as a film or art is just appallingly false. What the heck is this utter nonsense ? Whoever made this please reach out, I wanna know what kind of drugs you sprinkle in your cereal.

This is absolute garbage. The intro sucks. The music sucks. The sword is terrible CGI.

Please stop making movies. It's obviously not your thing. Try hunting unicorns, you'll have better luck.