Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas

Please stop making movies. It's obviously not your thing. Try hunting unicorns, you'll have better luck.

Seeing as the director himself has decided to leave his own 10/10 review, I thought I'd give him some constructive advice. Yes, I get that you worked hard. I get it took pain to get this movie done. But I'm an aspiring filmmaker myself. But I wouldn't tackle a project that would be too big for me. Start small. Do shorts. Do cinematography tests. Make stuff with no CGI and then some stuff with CGI. Get a lot of practice. Learn how to most effectively tell a story using all the tools at your disposal. And don't use tools that (like the sword in this film) come out only detracting from the experience because of the glaringly obvious fact that it was handled by someone who didn't have the skill to pull it off. I'm not trying to break you down. I'm trying to say that you should pace yourself and hone your craft better before tackling a massive project. From a fellow aspiring filmmaker.

Well i'am going to be very short, garbage 52 min of my life down the drain. Not going to spend any more words ons this...

It takes some doing to make a film that is literally unwatchable but here we are. Everything else - the unintelligible soundtrack, the incomprehensible narrative, the sheer technical ineptitude on every level - seems to have been covered pretty well in other reviews, so I thought I'd just draw attention to the fact that in a film created almost entirely by one person, ten minutes of the 60-minute running time are devoted to the end credits.

What in the name of reason and good taste was this pile of manure supposed to be? There! That's my review. Take the warning and stay clear.