Confessions of a Christmas Letter

I confess I have nearly stopped writing TV movies reviews. They seem to get dumber every year: are scriptwriters running out of ideas? Hallmark Christmas movies, this year, seem to have engaged the perilous slope of the farce. Almost all, so far. Somebody there must be confusing the concept of intimate joy with epidermic silliness. This one is barely saved by the final attempt to give it a more serious, constructive moral. Unfortunately, the basis for the plot is preposterous and idiotic, the acting is amateurish and frantic, the gags are juvenile at best, all through the movie. I wonder if at Hallmark all goes to the direction of a farce because they have lost the ability to take Christmas seriously. The results are that most of their dramas are a laugh and their comedies make me cry.

Due to the advent of social media, the tradition of writing a family Christmas newsletter has become old-fashioned, but not in the town of Holly Hills, where the best Christmas letters are honored on the wall of fame at the post office.

Settie (Angela Kinsey) struggles with writing her family newsletter each year while trying to compete with her neighbor, the villainess Sue (Colleen Wheeler). Sue is a straight villain through this entire movie which is a rare thing for a Hallmark movie. Typically at the end of the movie, the villain's icy heart is melted, but nope, she's a straight up baddie.

Settie hires an author named Juan (Alec Santos) to write her Christmas letter, offering him a two week stay in Connecticut at their house and the chance to interact with the family throughout the holiday holiday season. Juan, suffering from writer's block, accepts, and gets a chance to learn the wacky family and meet their single daughter Lily (Lillian Doucet).

The first 15 minutes of this movie was simply awful. It felt like we were dropped into a scenario that we didn't understand and I actually had to rewind and start over to make sure I didn't miss an explanation, but the movie surprised me and got better over time. When the movie concluded I felt some actual emotions towards the outcome as Settie reads from the aforementioned Christmas letter.

The love story was definitely the B storyline, taking a backseat to the family learning to love their intricate quirks and battling the evil woman next door. Dang Sue!

Funny scene: There's a scene where grandma carries a tray of fully engulfed cinnamon rolls to the dining room table and serves them like they were not on fire seconds ago. That takes guts.

Measuring Christmas magic: Yes, we had Christmas magic and the sets were decorated very well for the holiday. Although I would question the safety of having fully lit garlands covering the kitchen cupboards, and every headboard in the house.

Cast kudos: Juan for the win.

Alternate movie titles: This is tough because Confessions of a Christmas Letter is actually probably the best title of any Hallmark movie so far this year. So I'll give one option: The Christmas Letter Wall of Fame.

Sometimes I feel guilty about a rating and review for a movie I couldn't finish, but this isn't one of those times.

This is the second movie we've seen this year where Hallmark has taken actors from a long-vanished sitcom to insert them into a Christmas movie. The first time was the aunts from Sabrina, and this time it's two characters from the office.

Now, the office had several annoying characters, and for some reason this casting picked two of the most annoying. I always regarded Angela Kinsey's character as the MOST annoying from The Office, and if this movie is any indication, it's not just the character.

She was equally annoying here, to the point we canned this one without wasting too much of our lives.

Was looking forward to this seeing the trailer a lot leading up to it. But it's terrible. The acting was over the top at best, the premise is lame, the writing is something a 5th grader would have done better at, the neighbor walks into their home anytime she wants as if she owns the home and she insults them incessantly. Who would EVER allow that?

It's a letter writing competition but the mother is terrible at writing, so she highers a published author to fly in from Puerto Rico to write the letter, as if THAT would not be grounds for disqualification as much as it's completely ridiculous. The son and his "husband" appear for 25 seconds, long enough to check the DEI box on someone's requirement sheet. I'm not mad they didn't appear in the movie again ... just, what was even the point!? Overall, It was bad enough that I wandered off many times to do other things. I came back to find I hadn't missed anything.

Of course I had never heard about this 2024 Christmas movie titled "Confessions of a Christmas Letter" prior to sitting down and watching it as part of a December Christmas movie marathon. But from the movie's cover alone, it looked like it was going to be an archetypical sappy Christmas movie. Yet, I still opted to give the movie a fair chance.

Writers Jennifer Smith and Kate Smith put together a fair enough script. It was watchable and entertaining enough, for sure, but it was hardly an outstanding foray into the sappy Christmas movie genre. But hey, if you enjoy the sappy Christmas movies, then you're in for a treat here.

The only cast member that I was familiar with was Garry Chalk. However, I will say that the acting performances in the movie were fair.

"Confessions of a Christmas Letter" is a movie that caters to the diehard fans of sappy Christmas movies. You're not in for any grand movie experience, if you sit down to watch the movie as a casual viewer.

My rating of director Heather Hawthorn Doyle's 2024 movie "Confessions of a Christmas Letter" lands on a bland four out of ten stars. There are far, far better sappy Christmas movies out there.