Eleven Eleven

I watched this movie after reading the reviews here on imdb, I wanted to know for sure if the people claiming that higher rating reviews were fake, or paid for. Surely those terrible reviews were by people that just didn't get the whole indie movie thing right? I couldn't have imagined a fate worse than what I watched, now it must be said that I didn't make it to the very end, I turned it off ten minutes before it ended, I figured I owed at least ten minutes more of my life to not watching it I would like to say that the camera work wasn't terrible, and the director wasn't entirely without skill, some of the acting was actually passable. The thing that could not be saved was the script, it was beyond appalling, it felt like it was written by someone that got high on glue or paint fumes, and while their brain was dying and they were giggling and laughing at the things only they could see they came up with this, but even that drab hypothesis gives too much creative credit to this abortion. My final warning is if you watch this movie you will feel soiled

Don't believe the 10/10 reviews. I've never seen such rubbish in all my life. The acting is terrible. If you want an idea of how bad this 'film' is, the cover image is a good guide.

The leading character was a horrible, homely casting job. Would have given the movie a higher rating if the leading character wasn't so painful to watch.

Definitely not the best or funniest film ever made, but ok if you've got some time to kill and your in a silly frame of mind. I think this is another one of those "could have been better with a bit more money spent on it" type of films. Some of the special effects could have been a lot better, but overall ok for a laugh.

It's not satire, it's not funny, it's not witty, it's an amateurish production; it's bad, bad, bad. Started watching it and I couldn't bring myself to watch it all the way through. You have been warned.