Piglet

Just finished watching this movie and if like me you have seen the Winnie the Pooh horror movies then you would be totally mistaken for thinking that this film is from the same universe, I did until I read that it's a standalone movie.

Now if you liked the Winnie the Pooh horror movies hen you may like this, I said may because you would have to think about the first one and put the acting, the story, the killings, heck everything that the first movie had and drop it down a few degrees and then you will know how bad this film is.

The only thing going for it, it didn't take itself seriously.

Then again I don't know if they did that in purpose or not.

If you miss this movie then don't worry your not missing much.

Well where do I start with this one. Short answer do not waste your time. Longer answer below

I've seen some low budget films in my time and I've had many great experiences watching such films.

However Piglet is by a multitude of a million light years the absolute biggest pile of tripe I've ever seen.

Terrible acting, terrible effects. Honestly staring the wall in a freezing cold room would be a better use for your time.

The whole thing looks like it was shot and edited by someone in a bedroom. The blood effects look like they were added using technology from the 90's

I actually said to my wife around 10 mins in the whole film could be condensed into 15 mins.

Hello Piglet, this is not based on the Twisted Childhood Nightmares Trilogy, oh no this is a completely different story of Piglet, the mask looks very similar to 2023's Blood and Honey. You may think that this movie is good, well in my book, it is very underrated film about a big Piglet mask murdering tourists that visit for the week. Well some of them using practical effects and rest of them were done in CG just to fill the rest of the B-horror budget. Dialogue for characters is kinda hear it but not as frequent. The campgrounds manager reveals who he's working with early on the film. Very noticeable. This is very underrated film to the Blood & Honey 4.7/10. Underrated and mediocre.

It seems that there are so few ideas in the Southern Hemisphere that they had to mash up the Poohniverse, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Wolf Creek.

And it's rotten down under. Like a metric kiloton of lard left out in the Australian sun - in late January, when their summer is in swing.

I am also running out of pig analogies to describe how bad and stupid this movie is. The cast is terrible. The plot is so dumb. The script was clearly AI-written. The acting is non-existent.

The characters are terrible. Every second of the movie is annoying in every way. I guess the camerawork is okay - and by that I mean whoever was operating the camera was awake. And the editing is decent. But I am sure that the person who cut this atrocity suffered mental harm having to piece this incompetent nonsense to together.

Avoid.

First of all, when I first watched the trailer of the movie I didn't like it and I didn't had high expectations about it. Eventually, I decided to watch it and it was as bad as I had imagined. The movie synopsis was kinda interesting, but it wasn't innovative because there are too many slashers similar to this one. The storyline wasn't well-written, nor well-explained and it was very silly. The characters (group of friends) weren't interesting, nor well-developed and they were annoying AF. The casting choices weren't nice and their performances were bad. The filming location of the movie was only one, just a small cabin into the woods. The killcount of the movie was very bloody and brutal, but the death scenes were so fake and the cgi effects were terrible. I wouldn't consider it a scary movie, nor an intense one because there weren't any jumpscares and chase scenes. The opening scene was predictable, simple and not promising, at all. The 2nd act was very silly and full of death scenes. The ending was absolutely predictable and it was so bad. By the way, the pig's mask was very similar to Winnie the Pooh's mask and it was so cheap. Overall, "Piglet" was a low budget slasher wannabe movie, with some brutal kills, but the editing of the movie was terrible and it was a very silly movie. So, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone and I hope they won't make a sequel!