Shark Exorcist
- 2014
- 1h 11min
VALUTAZIONE IMDb
1,4/10
2112
LA TUA VALUTAZIONE
Una suora demoniaca chiama il diavolo a possedere un grande squalo bianco.Una suora demoniaca chiama il diavolo a possedere un grande squalo bianco.Una suora demoniaca chiama il diavolo a possedere un grande squalo bianco.
- Regia
- Sceneggiatura
- Star
Kirstin Vanhooser
- Brianna Bennett
- (as Kristin Vanhooser)
Gretchen Hughes
- Sheila
- (as Gretchen Mosby)
Michael Ollin Lotten
- Bobby
- (as Michael Lotten)
Recensioni in evidenza
O my gosh this may be the worst movie iv ever seen.
What a god damn insult to filmmaking! It's really awful, I don't even recommend seeing this for ironic comedy. It's the definition of terrible!
SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
Wild Eye Releasing is probably the Dingo Pictures of Live-Action Movies, because after making terrible after terrible movie, somehow they managed to keep lowering the bar, to the point that their movies are a disgrace to indie filmaking.
After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.
Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.
There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.
This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10.
Worst Movie I have seen so far.
After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.
Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.
There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.
This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10.
Worst Movie I have seen so far.
Lo sapevi?
- QuizFeatured on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst 2019's Halloween episode. The panel said it's the worst movie in the entire history of the series. Overtaking the title from Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper in terms of sleaziness and low quality. Despite this, Mike Stoklasa still chose it as his pick for the episode's "best of the worst".
- BlooperThere are a few moments where the cameraman himself can be heard breathing.
- Curiosità sui creditiA post-credits scene depicts a still possessed Nancy Chase at some sort of water plant facility.
- ConnessioniFeatured in I Hate Everything: the Search for the Worst: Shark Exorcist (2016)
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Dettagli
Botteghino
- Budget
- 300.000 USD (previsto)
- Tempo di esecuzione
- 1h 11min(71 min)
- Colore
- Proporzioni
- 2.35 : 1
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