American Beach House

American Pie this is not - also way too late to ride that wave, no? Well maybe you feel differently. Now I am not blaming the actors too much here. They give it their best shot - at least it feels like it. But take the outtakes during and all the way through to the end of the credits ... they seem nice and all ... until you realize (especially the last clip) ... it is quite weird and aggressive. What I mean by that in terms of the movie: the tone is all over the place.

The movie itself is not overly aggressive .. it is not to my liking (especially the whole peeping and then revenge plots/schemes) ... but hey, maybe you are into that low brow humor (well if you can call it that).

For better or worse (you decide), there is quite a lot of nudity in this. And there is even one sexual encounter that ... well it has a slight comical angle still plays for ... well I'll say excitement. The horny old ladies ... I don't know ... same goes for the ... "viagra" joke ... let's say they go hand in hand .... you'll get it if you decide to watch. Also Mischa has fallen ... I reckon she is not getting any other roles and she has to accept what she is being offered ... I am not mad at her or telling her off _ it's just a shame.

Let's be honest, the most interest this movie generates is from curiosity, either by how they drag Lorenzo Lamas or how much attractive girls in poster will shed their clothes. That is much more attention than this movie deserves, as it has no appeal whatsoever aside from few superficial flashes of half-naked ladies, even that is debatable as merit.

It's like a parody of reality show, and would have been funny if it didn't try to shoehorn cringe worthy romcom script. Nothing more than a few people prancing in beach, the drama is barren at best and the comedy is so outdated, it wouldn't have worked even in 80s.

All characters don't look authentic, and Lorenzo Lamas pops up every now and then to offer vague advice and grope random girls. There are even awkward soundtracks to accompany the whole lackluster parade.

A few good looking people in bikini can't sugarcoat how bad this movie is. Highly recommended to avoid.

Mischa Barton's Film career I'm guessing ended on this low budget tasteless rotten egg.

The story was a corny version of American Pie. There is nothing unique here it's only been done About 10,000 times by every amateur hour film school student for fun.

Cute girls and an attempt to bring Hollywood in with a decent performance from a typical lying agent summarize the highlights of this film.

It was Hard to watch. It looked like it was shot on an iPhone 4. The Cinematography and color was soft and had a dull yellow tint out doors. I give it a D

Bad actors, bad storyline, bad idea! This could be one of the worst movies I have seen. It is suppoosten to be a comedy, but I don't get the humor. My mistake, I looked at the movie rating, but I didn't notice there were only 6 ratings. My guess is that this movie won't even get more than 10 ratings. Even if you are home on a rainy day with a hangover, this movie is still bad. So Save Your Money And Time and look further. I stopped looking after 10 mins. Then I watched a movie called "trash". A way better choice than this one. So please to whoever reads this, think again. Choose another movie. There is lot more to offer.

Oh my god! That was one of the worst movies ever. I wanted to see Mischa Barton somewhere but I shouldn't do that. Everything in this movie is wrong. Actors, story. I was so annoyed by this movie I had to skip some parts because I couldn't see the whole thing. It is called comedy but I didn't laugh. Parts with the old woman were terrible, I guess they thought this is very funny but it wasn't. And Lorenzo Lamas was terrible too. One little good thing was music - that was sometimes OK. But that isn't enough. I wanted to relax a little but I was just disappointed.

So warning to you all, you don't wanna see it - for your own good :D. My rate would be zero but it isn't possible so I gave 1.