Lady Ballers

Look, I'm not gonna come in and give it a 10/10. It's no Baseketball or Dodgeball, but it's got some genuinely funny jokes. More than a few times I had genuine hardy laughs. There's a few times it gets sincere and those parts are great. The ending is a little weak, but there's not a lot they could do with it and still is wrapped up pretty well. My least favorite part is a shameless ad thrown in which got a smile, but moreover a deep rolling of my eyes. They hit the audience with a lot of very true statistics, (just because you don't like what you hear doesn't make it propaganda). For their first attempt at a comedy this was pretty good, and makes me look forward to more from the DW. In a world where Hollywood is too afraid to make a decent comedy for fear of offending even one person this was refreshing. Like a glass of water in the desert. Maybe not an ice cold glass of water, but still very refreshing,

Watched Lady Ballers this morning. It's available only on Daily Wire+. The movie reminds me of comedies from the 80's or 90's; silly and irreverent. No nudity, but there are some racy jokes about body parts and bedroom acts.

Jeremy Boreing plays the head coach of a men's basketball team who all decide to identify as female to win a women's tournament. The jokes practically write themselves. To be honest, some land and some don't. Enough land, however, to rank LB at 7/10.

Matt Walsh playing against type as "Kris" the hippie was delightful. Couldn't stop laughing whenever he was on screen. And, the actress who plays coach's daughter is very sweet. She steals the opening scene.

What I didn't expect to be so wow-ed by was the musical score and beautiful drone shots of Nashville. The opening theme song is earnest and oh-so cheesy; a la American Flyers. Love it! There were lots of musical changes of pace, too, like the switch to an old-worldy accordion tune for the scene where coach is getting roughly handled by the dominatrix reporter. "Furnace burn!"

I've also got some quibbles. For example, the final, fade-to-black image was totally unrelated to the rest the movie. Just oddly edited. Also, the players were too often either fighting or high fiving. That got old quick; as if dudes can't just sit and chill without punching each other.

Overall, it was fun.

"Lady Ballers" was a film I approached with some anticipation, given its intriguing premise. However, I found it to be disappointingly shallow and pedantic. The acting across the board was underwhelming, contributing to the film's overall lack of depth and engagement.

A critical drawback of the movie was its humor, or the lack thereof. The jokes felt forced and failed to elicit the intended laughter, detracting from the viewing experience. This issue could partly be attributed to the script, which seemed to need more refinement. The potential for a successful comedy was there, but it required a sharper and more experienced comedic writer to bring it to life.

The film appeared to serve more as a vehicle for promoting Jeremy Boreing's businesses than as a piece of entertainment. This focus undermined the story's authenticity and the characters' relatability.

Tyler Fischer's presence in the film was a lone bright spot. His natural comedic talent shone through, despite the limitations of his role. Fischer's performance gives me hope for his future projects, as he clearly has the potential to excel with better material.

In conclusion, "Lady Ballers" misses the mark in several key areas, making it a less than satisfying watch. The concept was promising but was let down by lackluster execution and a script in need of a few more rewrites. It's a 4 out of 10 for me, primarily saved from a lower score by Fischer's brief moments of comedic relief.

I am basically the target audience for this movie, but that said, a true Daily Wire fan won't pull punches.

Lady Ballers' claim to fame is its comedic satire and on that front, it does very well. A common worry for me with modern comedies is that the trailer will show every good joke or point the movie has to offer, leaving the rest of the movie to be bland plot exposition. In this case, there is plenty more than the trailer shows, but none of it will necessarily exceed the trailer. What you see is what you get.

There are a lot of jokes, and some of them are downright incredible, while some of them fall flat. It's definitely a weird movie, and how many and which jokes you laugh at will likely depend on personal taste. I totally agree with the take that this movie may as well have been written by Adam Sandler. On that point, it is not appropriate for kids under 13. Some mature themes are explored (obviously) and there are some dirtier jokes involved. Obviously nothing disgusting is shown, but there may certainly be some awkward questions if watching this flic with those not familiar with the existence of weird fetishes and creeps.

As for the message of the movie, I'm happy to report that by the time it arrives, the audience is actually ready for it. There's no beating people over the head with politics (other than the men in women's sports thing obviously) and it winds up being genuinely heartwarming.

The acting is mediocre, which is to be expected given the non-professional actors, and the cameos make it all worth it.

The cinematography is honestly a bit weird at times, and there were some occasional choices that I found annoying, but pretty good quality overall. The actual production on display is completely acceptable, and quite impressive considering the low budget. It genuinely felt like any other Hollywood production in terms of quality. Clearly a lot of work was put into this movie. (It also says something that $7 million is all you need to achieve the quality of Hollywood's $100 million releases but that's a topic for another time)

Best part of the movie: Matt Walsh's character didn't have a single less-than-stellar moment. From writing to casting, his character is brilliant. Most characters have both great and bad lines/acting/presence but a few absolutely knock it put of the park, with the most obvious being Matt.

The worst part: there are definitely some odd side quests and stupid tangents sometimes. They aren't necessarily boring, but very weird. The good news is that they don't last too long so you won't get too annoyed as the story seems to spiral out of control. Yes they are slightly pointless, but the story will get back on track within a few minutes.

Overall: not bad at all! Not a classic or mind blowing, but definitely does its job sufficiently. Not going to be my favorite movie, but will be watching again. It's probably not worth an entire DW subscription for, but if you were already in the fence, this could certainly put you over the edge, especially if this isn't the last of its kind. I hope we get more like this in the future!

SBG for life!

This movie felt like a fever dream. It felt like what Matt Walsh sees in his nightmares. From the very beginning, it's obvious that the writer knows absolutely nothing about sports. Which is extremely frustrating because there are a LOT of sports personalities in this. Any one of them could have pulled the director aside and said, "Hey, that's not how this sport works." For example, in the beginning, we see a basketball and the whole team is just five guys. Yes, that's how many are on the court for each team at a given time, but there than five guys on the team. Every time the main character has to coach, he doesn't actually do any coaching. I think the writer honestly thinks that the coach is a glorified cheerleader. At one point, we see the main characters hurling balls at the faces of their opponents. Again, they are playing BASKETBALL! That's a foul!

There also aren't any jokes. None. The 'comedy' in this movie feels like it was written by ChatGPT. It has the cadence of humor. The only thing even humor adjacent in this game was when one of the characters punches another one in the dick.

If you enjoyed this movie, I question your intelligence.