Necrophile Passion

Attending horror conventions could bring up some flicks you never had heard of before, let this be one of them, although I had noticed it due the convention we were going to as it would be released over there. Necrophile Passion and the German language (I know it's Austrian) will bring back memories of another cult flick, Nekromantik (1988). While Nekromantik became a cult flick in those days because it was never done before this one has it's moments too.

Be honest you horror buffs, Nekromantik was rather boring in some ways and it wasn't filmed that perfectly and it used some annoying effects while the passion went on. The same is used here but I think it was used for two ways, one for the flash back or dream effects and secondly to hide the nudity used. This is what will make this flick talked about. there's a lot of nudity used and it's just one the edge of soft core because everything is shown here. The girls are of course naked and shaved and are full of tattoos or piercings on private parts but the leading male isn't afraid to show his hard on too.

The producers or the label (blacklave) were smart enough to add English subs to this flick because it's all spoken in German/Austrian. By clocking in at 52 minutes it's just enough to keep you interested in what is going on with our main lead. Still, there are parts that could have moved a bit faster like chapter 2 for example.

Some will find it a bit lame and others will be offended by the nudity and the theme.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 2,5/5 Effects 2,5/5 Story 2,5/5 Comedy 0/5

Then you could be a necrophiliac and/or someone with a rubber doll under their bed. Think about it: You could come and go as you please with no one to question you. As well, you wouldn't have to talk to your low-maintenance partner if you didn't want to since being dead or made of rubber or plastic they don't care. And what about your financial situation? Good or bad you save some coin since you don't have to pay any extras on food, clothes, presents, trips and your apartment or house utilities. Tempting in these tough economic times isn't it? Hopefully if you decide to go low-maintenance you'll choose the rubber or plastic doll. It's may be weird, kinky, and even pathetic --but at least it's not as sick and f!!cked up as the the other choice which brings me to this "thing" that I saw.

Cheap, uninteresting, mostly indoor --movie? F!!ck no! I'll call it a "video" or "film" (of sorts) about a guy with girlfriend issues (and certainly mental ones too) who finds a female corpse in the woods, throat slashed and blood all over. He whips out his cell seeming about to do the responsible thing and call the cops...then pauses...face kind of twitching as he stares at the corpse. Lord knows what his thinking process was at this point. Anyway, whatever it was it ended with him putting his cell phone away and dragging the bloody corpse home with him where he didn't waste any time assaulting it with his little woody (Even licking the blood on it!).

Being a hard-core horror movie fan I'm always looking for movies to horrify me which this movie did -but not in a good way. I was mostly horrified at how boring it was. I chit-chatted with my amigo thru most of it after the point I described above sparing a cursory glance now and again to yawn and return to my conversation. Love, Boloxxxi.