This flick is a wild ride into the land of "what were they thinking?" territory. It's got a sprinkle of decent moments, sure, but then it's like they decided to bulk up the script with all sorts of nonsense, as if someone's younger sibling got hold of the draft and went to town with a crayon.
The screenplay is a disaster - imagine trying to assemble a puzzle where none of the pieces fit, and for some reason, they're all covered in glue. It's a struggle, and not the rewarding kind. And the dialogues? They're so clunky and awkward, you'll find yourself wincing more than anything else.
Directing seems to have been an afterthought, with the whole thing coming off as if someone watched a couple of YouTube tutorials and declared themselves a director. It's amateur hour from start to finish, lacking any sort of coherence or finesse.
Don't even get me started on the production values. If cutting corners was an Olympic sport, this movie would take home the gold. Everything from the sets to the costumes screams budget cuts, making you wonder just how much they actually spent on making this film.
As for the acting, well, it's about as inspiring as a wet napkin. No one seems to be putting in much effort, with performances ranging from "barely there" to "please stop."
In short, this movie's a hard pass. It's not even worth the watch for ironic enjoyment or as a background noise. There are countless better ways to spend your time.
