Jersey Shore Massacre

Sure some people love to give polarized scores, a 1 or a 10. This is a 1 for real. It's the worst parts of Jersey Shore and not bad enough, it adds a small amount of massacre. It's really not a massacre, it's massacre lite. The kills aren't very much fun, and the Jersey Shore part is so off putting you just can't enjoy anything about this movie.

If you enjoyed the drivel that was Jersey Shore you are in for a real treat with this gonorrhea infested cinematic equivalent of a lobotomy.

The single greatest piece of acting in this would hands down be the poor excuse for a mime we see for about 3seconds..

Wish this was one of those cursed movies where the whole cast dies mysteriously so they cant ever reproduce or try to act in anything again.

In all honesty, licking a public toilet seat is probably a healthier way to spend your time than watching this.

I have never been to Jersey Shore, but judging by the way jersey shore is portrayed in every aspect of television, I have to ask why they haven't been bombed into oblivion for Crimes against Humanity and Acts of Terrorism.

Hate this movie, and any one who says its good is ON THE LIST!!

I wish i had chance to give it minus point to not make a "movie" like this.

First off, you can see that it is someone without much experience trying to produce a low budget movie. The acting, if you can call it that is pathetic. I would venture to say, the producer had her friends get together and attempt to make this poor attempt at a horror movie. The intro didn't seem to have anything to do with the rest of the film, usually there is something that relates to what is coming up. This intro made it seem as though there was going to be another direction for the film to take. They tried to make a Mafia film, then turn it into a Friday the thirteenth sort of horror flick, with a bunch of no talent fairly unattractive New Jersey girls. Later we meet the just as dumb Jersey boys that are in the film, and sadly their attempt at acting is probably worse than that of the girls. Not all people from NJ, are complete idiots and talk like they only made it as far as the second grade. The plot was ridiculous, and to top it off you have Ron Jeremy as the only (Famous) lol, actor in the film. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME with this piece of junk.

I found "Jersey Shore Massacre" to actually be adequately fun and entertaining, and it was a great spoof on the slasher genre. Take the movie for what it is. I mean, don't expect this movie to challenge your intellect or to reinvent the wheel or anything like that.

The story is fairly simple, well, let's be honest, it is very simple. A group of ladies go to a remote house in a forest for a getaway, and they hook up with some guys who are quite self-obsessed and interested in one thing only. Left to their own in the woods, a deranged killer is stalking the young party-loving people.

Right, that was basically the entire storyline. And yeah, it is a no-brainer in every possible way. But for its simplicity, then there is something entertaining about the movie, as there is a good sense of comedy and thrill throughout the course.

The characters in the movie were very, very generic for the slasher genre, and that was one of the reasons why the movie worked so nicely, because the characters were the summary of every single generic and stereotypical character in slasher movies past, present and future. Personally, I didn't fully understand the need to put Ron Jeremy in this movie. And I also had problems dealing with the Freddy character (played by Chris Lazzaro); wow, that was one disturbingly annoying character.

The actors and actresses were also doing good jobs with their roles and characters, despite these characters being so generic and stereotypical. And the performances by the actors and actresses also helped to boost the movie and bring it a notch upward.

I will say that the gore, blood and splatter effects were actually quite good, and they really helped to keep the movie afloat. And there is a good amount of bloodshed and violence throughout the movie without it becoming too much.

"Jersey Shore Massacre" is entertaining enough for a single viewing. I give it a 5 out of 10 stars.