Minor Leaguer

Teemu was my hero. Saw he was in this movie by reading the Orange Co Register. Thought I would surprise my wife and purchase the movie. Surprised she was along with being disgusted. We were treated and greeted with F's, urination, double birds, and maybe the worst plot that could have been written by immature IDOT'S we have been dis entertained by in I don't know how long. Why would Teemu want to soil his reputation by this cheep bilge water vomit I have know idea. The review said that he plays a role a 100% opposite of his real character. I somewhat want to believe that but find it hard to believe since the F's role right out of his mouth. We only could bare to watch a little. Got past the Hull urination but the double birds were so minor league we turned it off. I now know how they named the movie, Minor League. A movie Taymoo will find hard to recommend to his family or fans, I hope!

And the score is in...Over 170 F-words in 77 minutes. According to Wikipedia that ranks it number 53 for most F-words per minute. Now you have to consider for yourself... what is 5+3? 8! What a touching gesture to the Finnish Flash! Selanne and Hull manage to rack up 50 of the over 170! They manage to beat out Goodfellas and Pulp Fiction. The is done in the foreground of a gender studies course where you can see a female merchandise manager learn about love and hockey from the equipment manager named Sniff. How this affects the plot we do not know but it was a lot cheaper than renting out a hockey rink! Like Norm once said on Conan if it had Carrot Top in it, what was the name of the movie? Box office poison! The same is true for the man from Finland.

As an avid hockey fan, this film was a must-see and I thoroughly enjoyed it. NHL legends Teemu Selanne and Brett Hull are both laugh-out-loud funny in it. Selanne plays an obnoxious egomaniac who buys a minor-pro hockey team. The team captain who idolized him as a kid can't stand him and neither can Hull who sets out to buy an opposing team just to mess with him. There are other great characters as well, including a Gary Bettman imposter and a goofy team equipment manager. The movie takes place during the off-season so there's no hockey action in it but it more than makes up for it with big laughs and an engaging story.

Nivski_5 and I were sitting on the couch and put on Minor Leaguer. We had seen the news of our role model starring in his own movie about our favorite sport. As fellow amateur hockey players we are possibly some of the most experienced critics for this movie. But as Maple Leafs fans we also know a loser when we see one. We all know that LEAFS stands for Loser Even After Forty Seasons. However we didn't need forty seasons to know this bird was cooked. A comedy that comes to mind is Duck Soup starring Groucho Marx. Now there's a comedy for the ages. It was added to the National Film Registry at the Library of Congress in 1990 along with It's a Wonderful Life to be preserved for future generations. Minor Leaguer will fall into the ash heap of history.

Another one for the sin bin (penalty box)!

Just think I attended all those hockey games, celebrated birthdays at his restaurant in Laguna, and watched his banner go up in the rafters... He may be a class act in person but his frequent use of the f word in this film certainly knocked his reputation down in my book. As I referenced in the header, he certainly does not resemble the Teemu we all know and love. Hockey is often a breath of fresh air from the vile reputations and behavior of NBA and NFL players. It's a place to see talented men challenged each other for the possibility of raising the greatest trophy in sports. In my eyes the greatest example of professional and sportsmanship conduct in hockey was Teemu Selanne. His behavior both on and off the ice served as a role model for the next generation. I hope his fans don't get the chance to see this. I'll leave you with a joke better than this movie... What does the Minor Leaguer movie and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice! Wait! That isn't funny.... well, neither was this movie.