Big Top Evil

Big Top Evil (2019) is a movie that I recently watched on Prime and follows a group of friends who picks up the wrong hitchhiker. A gorgeous blond hitchhiker tells the group of friends about a safe place to stay and a local circus 🎪 they absolutely have to attend. The friends reluctantly visit the circus and almost instantly wish they never did.

This movie is codirected by Sean Haitz (Cannibal Comedian) and Chris Potter (directorial debut) and stars Bill Moseley (Night of the Living Dead), J. LaRose (Saw III), Jisaura Cardinale (Powerpuff Girls: The Long Way Back), Sean Haitz (Mangrove Slasher 2) and Austin Judd (Cannibal Comedian).

This is one of those movies with a $30,000 budget and did the best they could with it. The storyline is straightforward, cliche, not overly imaginative but still entertaining enough to watch unfold. This felt like it was trying to feel like a Rob Zombie movie. I was surprised Bill Mosley was in this and he was definitely the best part of the movie. Candy and Casey were pretty hot and there was some random nudity here and there. While the majority of the film is frustrating, the last 20 minutes was a lot of fun we. If someone told me this is going to be low budget and gave me an entire film like the end, I would have been thoroughly entertained.

Overall, this is an average addition to the horror genre that's worth watching once for horror enthusiasts. I would score this a 5/10 and recommend seeing it once.

Amateur, wannabe-Devil's Rejects with bad acting, terrible direction, and even worse editing. They try to make up for that with cheap gore and gross out FX, which may please SOME horrorhounds. About the only thing slightly good in this is Bill Moseley, but he's barely used and its not enough to save this s***fest! In fact, he doesn't even belong in this cheesefest. Come on Bill! You can do better!

Another low budget community college film school dropout schlock movie written and filmed by incompetent people who thought making a movie was easier than they thought.

No color grading, no mastering of the sound, a script that was written in a drunken Tuesday night. And one take scenes.

Avoid.

Clowns aren't scary. And besides the fact every movie over the past few years makes the same type of clown movies where they all act the same and it's dumb. The movie is a complete waste. Even if it wasn't clowns as the monsters it's ass and and stupid.

Look, it's not as if I'm expecting some classic when I intentionally choose a Grade Z horror movie on Prime, but nothing happens in it for a full 42 minutes and 51 seconds. I don't ask for much, but is it really that difficult to give me something to chew on along the way?

Before that, there's one too many closeups of people eating, some weirdo in a gas stations gets shot, and two frat bros write the worst frat bro song I've ever heard that goes, "la da da da." There are aimless characters that show up out of the blue who appear to serve no purpose, but I'm guessing they're friends of the director who wanted a part. The most annoying character in horror movie history gets to live about 42 minutes longer than he should, and no joke, the dialogue doesn't sound like it was written by someone who speaks English. It sounds like it was written by someone who is LEARNING English. Like something my dad would have written using the 12 English words he knew 4 days after emigrating from Russia to the United States.

And it took TWO people to direct this mess.

No. Just no.