Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves

There are 3 types of cheezey B movies: a) those that take themselves seriously, but are just bad (Plan 9 from Outer Space, Manos: Hands of Fate, etc) b) those that are a spoof of "a" (Rocky Horror, Skeleton of Cadavra) and c) those that try to be "b" but fail. Helen Keller vs the Nightwolves is c. It wanted to be on par with "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" , but it simply isn't.

This was the most exquisite, fantastic movie of my entire life. I have never seen such a well directed, supremely acted piece of work. The visual effects were absolutely stellar. I was titillated the entire way through. The dark humor was tactful and elegant, while the action was raw and coarse. It is not only entertaining, but exceptionally educational. The real story of Hellen Keller is honestly something that should be taught in schools across the globe. It is a story that needs to be told.

Unfortunately, my viewing partner acquired cancer half-way through the movie, so I was forced to halt my experience. I would definitely recommend to all ages, sexes, genders, and those with disabilities.

Personally I think this movie is a 0/10. Very good movie, highly recommend.

This really is a Must See!

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In this film, four artists struggle to present their film, inspired by existentialist literature, at a film festival in Tangiers.

A Bunch of Dramatic Omissions In this film, two Oscar award winning actors gather in NYC to discuss their careers with newcomer Talisa Soto, who is making her professional acting debut. The evening is filled with long-winded monologues, melodramatic dramatics and multiple departures from the facts.

Somewhat Disappointing Sequel This is an extremely long movie that has about 40 main characters and about 100 sub-characters. What makes it more interesting is the fact that it's a coming-of-age story for each.

Not only did the director capture the true essence of who Helen Keller really was, it seems like he LIVED it. Did I direct it? Maybe. But ask yourself this... didn't WE all direct it? Once you see these Nightwolves up close in stock footage you'll feel as if you were really there throughout every single last page ever taught to us in a history book. I for one LOVED it. NAY, I NEEDED this film. Anyone who says they didn't like this film probably needs to get their bicycle seats adjusted by a professional at a bike shop. Not just some hobbyist out in a garage. I'm talking about a real bicycle shop in a metropolitan area.

It was trying too hard to be funny and the novelty wore off after about ten min