Louis Theroux: America's Most Dangerous Pets

Louis Theroux has made a career out of making documentaries featuring some of the weirdest, most dangerous and craziest people on Earth. Among his many TV films, I cannot recall one with as many crazy or stupid folks as you'll see in "America's Most Dangerous Pets". These folks make the Phelps family seem downright sane by comparison! And, like the awful Phelps clan, these folks seem quite proud of themselves and don't see themselves as strange in the least and seem to welcome their time on camera in almost every case.

Louis visits with some small private zoos as well as collectors who see these exotic and potentially dangerous animals as fun and a necessary part of their lives. A few of these people seem well meaning and almost somewhat professional--and help rescue animals bought by private individuals but which they cannot care for when the animals get larger and more unmanageable. A few of these folks are just nuts and seem ill-equipped emotionally or physically to have the animals (the guy who trusts no one is a great example and another is the lady who pierces her monkey's ears). You'll see Louis holding some of these animals (he's obviously nervous about this), the owners heavily anthropomorphize them (treating them more like people in some cases than pets or wild animals), a chimp become so unruly that Louis cuts the interview short, a breeder with some unwieldy apes and one owner appear to mistreat his bobcat. It's all very crazy and sad to watch--and makes you worry about the many people with such pets across the country.

All in all, this is informative and interesting. Sadly, there probably isn't a lot of good that will come of all this. While I am not 100% against private ownership of animals, tougher standards seem reasonable but are not likely to occur any time soon.

By the way, if you care, each state in the US has different laws and standards for animal ownership. Some are very liberal about it and a small number don't allow this at all.

I've been catching up with some Louis Theroux films recently and this film was one which generally seemed less appealing to me. The trailers had made it look an average affair and a lot of the papers of the time seemed to ignore it in the way they didn't with some of his other films. Theroux's style is to act as a naïve innocent in order to allow colorful characters relax and just be themselves. Mostly this style works for him when he has a subject he is trying to draw out, but in some cases this simply isn't enough unless he is just trying to use these colorful characters in the same way as reality television would do. He proposes this is not the case so I go with him on this.

Here he appears to be looking at the issue of animal's living in captivity in Middle America (the one politicians call "real" America because to say "crazy" would lose them votes) but in many ways his film fails at this. To start with what it does well, Theroux does get his colorful subjects and he does get some nuggets from them in terms of blissful ignorance. We have all types of crazy here – happily mostly well-meaning but still very odd people. We start with what appears to be a semi-proper park, move through a guy who I will probably next see in a sad news story about his death and ultimately end with a woman who speaks of the love of her caged chimps but is very, very nervous around them – probably since one of them famously took someone's face off in a vicious attack. The film allows us to see these colorful people and their animals while Theroux talks to them. Although he asks the obvious questions, he never seems to be doing it to get an answer so much as he does to get a reaction. In some cases he gets some great unintentionally funny lines back, in others he gets annoyance. However he never convinces that he is interested in the animals and the answers to the questions he asks.

I saw this because, although we hear about a PETA film, we never push the subjects on this issue, nor does the film give any time at all to any other viewpoint. This lack of a real journey highlights that we are in "Weird Weekends freak showery" territory. This territory has a place and can be good – but it works best when it is presented for what it is, not dressed up in a disingenuous documentary goal. Theroux concludes the documentary with a thoughtful question about "on one hand this, but on the other that" but this annoyed me as the film could so easily have presented the other side – even briefly – but instead it focuses on the characters. To be fair, for once Theroux's "nervous innocent" act really does come off as genuine and I did enjoy seeing how (rightly) nervous he was around a lot of these animals.

Stay for the characters and Theroux in good form, but just put out of your mind any idea that this is a documentary on the subject, or that it really wants to examine the questions that it asks – it doesn't, but it is still quite enjoyable as a character parade.

I really enjoy watching Louis Theroux documentaries but this particular one was so upsetting! Seeing animals being treated as commodities and nothing else, by ridiculous delusional people who don't mind torturing animals by enclosing them in small cages with absolutely no stimulation is barbaric! I would personally like to see the people who have these animals caged up so they can find out how it feels. I can't wrap my mind around anyone choosing to house wild animals in such abhorrent cages and it's obvious why the animals become unstable and dangerous because they are going out of their minds. I see commercials for charities asking for money to save cages animals overseas and yet there are thousands of animals in the same situation in America and that's ok. How can any government allow this. I wish Louis interviewed politicians to ask them why this hasn't been stopped years ago.

Humanity is totally lost if people actually think these animals are happy when it's obvious they are definitely not!