The Zombinator

Purchased this film on Filmflex after seeing a rating of 8.4. All I can say is that these scorings must have been written by the cast and crew. It is a dire film, disjointed, no decent storyline, non existent acting, crap cinematography......oh, the list is endless. I want my money back I want my time back. I want the hair that I pulled out watching it back Please, please, please save your time and watch paint dry somewhere! Complete and utter load of rubbish. Z list of the highest order. Why has this even been allowed on FilmFlex? It's utterly disgraceful to charge £4 for this! I would have preferred to throw the money into a lake than put a penny in the pockets of whoever commissioned this film.

Okay, it's time to rip this steamer to pieces... While I am a huge fan of the zombie genre, this unmitigated disaster made me want to seek damages. I will never get this time back! From the insane overacting, the plot that wasn't, and the titular character ( a black trench coat clad Blade clone) who appears for about 30 seconds in the entire film, this is 85 minutes of pure horrible.

I mean, you can't even make fun of it, it would be like slapping a blind kid.

So if you feel the need to cause yourself pain, just drive nails into your forehead. It would be less painful and far more entertaining for those around you than subjecting yourself to this pile of crap.

Terrible acting, shear stupidity. Worse than the Blair Witch. I puked because I ate Felato with this and the camera was ALL OVER, loud screaming. My next door neighbor looks scarier than these zombies and has better make up.

If your feces could make a film, it would be this. It takes half the movie to get to a zombie. If stupid could be defined by a movie, this is the movie that would define it. I think it is the worst movie I have ever seen in my lifetime.

It doesn't even make sense. Its like a bunch of really dumb teens smoked a lot of crack and decided to make a movie

I'll admit this by far isnt the best zombie on the market, but it also isnt the worst. I own this movie and gotta say once you get pass the shaky camera and all the high school film project it's funny how stupid it is. I'm watching it again right now.

I have never wished more that i had watched a trailer or read a review before watching this film. This is the masterclass in what not to do when making a film.

1. Give actors absolutely no character or comprehensible script...instead tell them just to shout things that sound like words repeatedly and discuss the philosophical points of zombies and ghosts...

2.Make sure the camera never focuses, frames or shows what it is that is trying to be shown. Also don't drop the sound mic throughout an entire zombie apocalypse...

3 Whatever you do, don't have a plot, a plan or a sense of a beginning, middle or an end...

4 Loosely attempt to criticize the government using two dimensional characters.

5. wait i just remembered that the band in the beginning were actually very good! if only they did a soundtrack for the film...

Quite frankly no film has ever inspired me to write a review but this one i felt it my civic duty to warn people not to watch. do not waste the time you will never get it back!