Return to Blood Fart Lake

This is a sequel to Chris Seaver's 2009 film Terror At Bloodfart lake in which the survivors of the first film (and a couple who didn't survive) return to Bloodfart Lake when it's discovered that the killer Jimmy Van Brunt may still be alive... or undead as it were. I should mention that I am a big fan of Seaver's LBP films and was sad to hear that he would be quitting the biz and have the understanding that this is going to be his last film. With that said he shouldn't go out on this note because this film was a complete waste of time, it had little of the humor that the first film had and it seemed as though the script was thrown together in a matter of minutes. The usual LBP staples were present such as Merideth Host, Jesse Ames, Billy Garberina and the always hilarious Josh Suire but even his usually hilarious Leo DeChamp character couldn't save this stink nugget. Seavage I beg you not to go out on this note, keep up the good works and ignore the haters.

Seaver is a freaking genius. His use of hilarious, obscure references and a great ska soundtrack makes for one of the best sequels ever. There are two minor problems with this movie though. Gwen died in the first movie and is somehow back with no explanation and Ben(who was the only person who didn't over act in the first movie), is the biggest over actor in the sequel. Those issues don't really hurt.the movie though.

The quality of this movie is about what you would expect from a movie with a title like "Return to Blood Fart Lake." Apparently this is a sequel to a movie called (surprise surprise) "Terror at Blood Fart Lake" where they supposedly kill the psycho murderer at the end. I haven't seen that one and suppose that maybe I would have enjoyed this movie more if I had seen that one first. There do seem to be a number of "inside jokes" in it.

Anyway (again surprise surprise) the killed isn't actually dead at all so they return (because like most people in horror movies they are intensely stupid and choose to run TOWARD the danger) to find out if it's true and to finish the job.

Not much to say. Some terrible acting, cheesy predictable deaths, bad jokes and stupid writing, then they kill the killer. Or do they? I guess it depends on whether they make enough money selling this stink bomb to do a third movie.

I hope not.

It's so awful in every way. Truly an anomaly. I have no clue how they managed to make every line uttered by the cast to be worse than the last. I would say that Prime needs to take this off their service, but this is something to behold. A raging cringe fest that you'll think will never end. They were clearly going for a horror/comedy B-movie type thing, but everyone is so blissfully unaware of how unfunny they are, that it's lowkey kind of sad. At 72 minutes long, if you're looking for something to make yourself feel better about where you're at in life, give this a shot and lift your spirits, because there's no way things will get so bad that you participate in the creation of a movie like this.