The Other Side of the Mirror

I held on for over 20 minutes, giving it chance after painful chance, gritting my teeth and praying for it to redeem itself. Sadly, it didn't. My dogs could do better. There wasn't the slightest preparation or respect for the craft. This seemed more the product of a bunch of stoned teenagers who think they're really deep and enlightened than it did any real filmmakers. The acting was flippant, lazy, and just bad. (If you're gonna play a Catholic and draw attention to that fact, learn how to cross yourself without looking like a claymation character.) I could go on all day, and I barely followed her down the hole. For the love of all things Alice, don't do it.

(Update: It's been a couple of years now, and I came across this title on Tubi. I instantly remembered just how gag-worthy the entire thing was and decided to come leave a review having completely forgotten I'd left one the first time. It's simply that revolting...for me to actually feel the need, years later, to warn the general public about 20 of the worst cinematic moments of my life. As a writer, I've only given a handful of one-star reviews, always looking for some redeeming qualities in the artistic work of others. I almost wonder if they went out of their way to make it as terrible as they possibly could; some crazy Yoko Ono performance art crapfest. Just don't...)

Why doesn't IMDB have a negative number. Sharknado is at 0 in my books, but this is exponentially worse. Whoever thought that putting this out there to the public, needs a reality check. The scenery, the wardrobe, the hair styles, well pretty much everything is put together like a preschool church play. The is beyond low budget. They didn't even try. A silent film would have been better than the lack of intelligent dialogue. But, then you would still hear that driven to insanity continuing horrid soundtrack. This feels like the work of millenials expecting to get paid for participating or just showing up to work. Their is no love in this, no feeling in this, no sense of pride. You could have tried. I watched this as far as 3/4 and knew my brain was going to suffer from lack of intelligent input, but I kept on with the torture. Watching paint dry as a comparison cheapens the idea of watching paint dry. There's more value in watching worthless late night infomercials on public channels geared at the elderly with too much time on their hands. I don't even think the cheapest and worst designed camera should have been used to capture this mess. This is like a 20 year old design student turning in a drawing of a stick figure man of a three year old using a million dollar design program. I believe more thought went into the first word of my review than the entirety of this trash. A meth head in the final stages of life could have done better. That anyone gave this better than one star is beyond me. And don't say it was good for the fans. This was a travesty to anything remotely related to anything Alice or the fan base.

With the tag-line " The darker side of the mirror " i had some hopes of this movie. With a really good original story about the break between childhood and growing up, i hoped that this was some kind of dark sequel like what we have with the wizard of Oz. Instead what we get is what i assume is the local cos-player/ civil war re-enactment/ steam-punk group trying their hardest to act without any kind of budget.

As Director,writer,producer and editor 95% of the blame fall on Zach Hamer - the rest goes to whomever decided to have loud license free music play the whole time during the movie!

A small tip to Zach here - when you introduce a character ( bad, good or mysterious ) ,let them do something that makes us care ( bad , good or mysterious ). This was 2 hours of characters we had absolutely no interest in. To see what i mean, watch the Tim Burton Alice movie again and watch what all new characters do within the first two minutes of screen time.

A small tip to anyone thinking about watching this movie: get the game Alice: Madness Returns on steam instead. Better story and characters you care about. ( also much darker mature story, so nothing for the weak of heart. )

the primary problem is the overly loud, annoying and terrible music soundtrack, which is so loud compared to the actors voices that I gave up watching this after 10 minutes, it was giving me a migraine, the script must have been written by a 7 year old child or a total moronic imbecile. Save your money don't rent or buy this piece of total rubbish wait for the new Disney version of Alice and go see that one instead. I just cannot believe anyone invested to produce this monstrosity it most certainly will not make any money. I usually enjoy watching the copy-cat movies that precede the big studio releases and in a few cases enjoyed some of them much more than the big budget productions, but this one left me thoroughly disappointed.

This movie, if you could even call it a movie, was the most worst movie i ever seen. Or the worst movie I started to see, because I stopped after 25minutes. I cant even pick out some scenes that where really bad, because they where all so terrible that I don't know where to start. Why even bother to make something so bad? The actors doesn't seems to follow any script, I think they made up what to say as the movie went along. I don't think there where any script at all. If there was, the actors didn't follow it. It must have been embarrassing for the so called actors, when they sat down whit their friends and saw the the finished movie. But this movie is of course a fake movie, trying to cash in some bucks when people thought this was the follow up on Alice in wonderland. As long as they cashed in at least 5000$ I think they break even. But why do "we" all fall for this every time? You hear about a great movie, and then you see a short trailer when you strike a glance at the TV. And when something similar comes out a few months, you think; yes, this is the movie from the trailer I saw... But it isn't! And you figure that out after the first dialogue between two horrible actors in the beginning of the movie. And then you force your self to watch, because you rented the movie and wants to get something back from the money you spent. But after a half hour, you didn't just lose a couple of bucks for the movie rental... you also loose half an hour of your life that you wont get back! And after the fact, you promise your self to not fall for this anymore. You got a smartphone and it takes 15seconds to check if the movie is the real movie, and still I don't do it?

Another similar situation that happened to me and my wife. we bought pizza, candy and rented a movie to cozy evening... The movie for the our evening together was the new "Jack the giant slayer". But of course I rented "Jack the giant killer"... It took us 30minutes to realize that something was really wrong... I should be illegal to release fake movies that trick people in to hire bogus movies instead for the real movie. But after this movie I wont fall for it anymore!