- Paul Matthews: Trauma is a trend these days. It is a joke. Everything is trauma. Arguing with a friend is trauma. Getting bad grades is trauma. They need to grow up.
- Brett: Am I sensing a little midlife crisis here?
- Paul Matthews: Oh come on. You're the one who just bought a fucking Kawasaki!
- Chris: I was listening to this podcast that I like. They were talking about Paul.
- Janet Matthews: Oh, yeah?
- Chris: Yeah. They were relating Paul to, like this old internet meme. And then they were talking about how like all memes will become dreams, or something like that.
- Paul Matthews: I don't wanna be some culture war person. I don't wanna be controversial.
- Trent: Okay, well, yeah. This is gonna go right against what you're saying right now, but there is a chance, we think, to get you on Tucker Carlson this week.