Trap House

Ok, so I guess people in high school are 30 now. The rest of the movie wants the pretend it's almost like Saw with horrible acting, lines, etc. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I can't even rate it on rotten tomatoes. If I could give this "movie" a negative 1000 I would. Punch yourself in the face before you watch this atrocity. And apparently my review is too short to publish. This movie sucks. It's horrible. It's terrible. Those are nice words compared to how completely awful this movie is. It's the worst movie ever made. Whoever funded this is a stupid moron. Is this enough words yet for a horrible movie?

... is reading the 10 star reviews here from friends and families of the film makers. This movie is nowhere being a ten-star movie.

It's obvious that the film makers didn't have a big budget to work with.

Nonetheless they do a good job of working with what they got by being creative. The story deliberately limits the locations to the few required to tell the simple story. In another scene, the lead detective is speaking at the press conference. We never see a crowd of journalists and reporters though. Instead it's implied through the flash of camera lights on his face.

Call it guerrilla film making.

The acting is competent and the horror elements -- the SAW like traps, the gore effects -- are creative.

I wasn't bored, but I would never watch it again.

There seems to be some discrepancy as to whether Trap House is a 1 star movie or a 10 star movie. It is both things.

Does the plot make any sense? No. Did the actors do more than one take for any scene? No. Are there more than two sets in the movie? No. Are the traps creative? No.

On the other hand...

Will you be forced to wonder why they couldn't pay a lawn crew $35 to hit the yard of the abandoned school that they filmed at with a weed whip before shooting? Yes. Will you be questioning bizarre character choices? Yes. Is the story so dumb that it will make you feel like your brain is draining out of your ears? Yes. Is there an attic trap door that cuts a guy's head off? Yes.

I recommend it to anybody that doesn't have a stick up their but.

Jaime callica played such a great role on this . He demonstrated his skills !! Great job !🙏🏾🙏🏾. It has some serious relaism to it and relatable to what's happening in the world today it makes us realize there are no such thing as stereotypes . It happens to all not just the "regular" type that society makes us thing . It helps us be aware of things sorrounfing us and anywhere we are in the world . It also makes us realize that there are no such thing as gender rolls when it comes to drugs because as demonstrated on this . The woman survived and to be honest she's been the boss lol . Very proud of Jaime's work in this film !! Can't wait for more .

What in the world is going on with the two prior reviews? Poor writing. OK acting at times. But nothing that could be considered a breakout role for anyone involved.

Yes, it's horror. The bar often feels lower. But, this film feels like a wasted opportunity at every corner. The premise itself is sort of interesting. But every reveal is a huge eye roll. The acting has moments of "hey this isn't that bad". But then the script says "nah-uh" and removes any and all credibility each character had.

The twist? There were a couple. And they barely made sense. I wouldn't be surprised if ChatGPT did 95% of the work, and the rest was edited in under an hour.

If you're like me, you'll watch it because you're a fan of the genre. But, man, it's like WOW bad at times.