Keith Lemon: The Film

Never before have I contemplated walking out of the cinema during a film, but during this one myself and the other 6 people I was with were very close to it. We didn't really know what to expect from it, but judging by previous reviews and looking at its 2.9/10 average rating, we should've lowered these expectations even further. The fact the screen was pretty empty should've also given us a clue, but unfortunately we'd already bought the tickets by then.

To all the people that have said "oh but this is what he's all about" or "that's his kind of humour", no. He's capable of much more than what he shows in this terrible, terrible 85 minutes. I read another review that said there was an age divide in the humour - our group spanned an age range of 16 to 45 and not one of us found it funny. It was just painful to watch, really. He was trying much too hard to build on his already beloved character and just made himself look really quite silly.

The only thing I'm pleased about with this film is that my local cinema only charges £2.50 a ticket, so it's not as if I had to break the bank to waste an hour and a half of my life... Would not recommend this film at all to anyone!!

I though I would never see a film as bad as Macgruber, but I was wrong. Keith Lemon The Movie, is the worst piece of "celluloid" I have witnessed.

As others have said, Celebrity Juice - Brilliant, but this film could actually lose Leigh Francis fans. The script lacks any direction and seems as if everything was ad lib'd but very poorly done. Leigh Francis should have spoken to Sacha Baron Cohen before doing this and consulted with him for the actual movie. SBC knows how to take a sketch character & create a film, Leigh Francis obviously doesn't. The celebrities in the film were not used as they should have been and some scenes were so predictable that I could have sat at home and imagined it exactly how it would pan out.

Best part of the film are the bloopers at the end and the star of the film is Nina Wadia (Mrs Mahsood from Eastenders). Without her character, the film would not have raised one single grin from me let alone a laugh.

If you pay money to see this film, do yourself a favour & give the cost of the tickets & popcorn to charity as it would be better spent!

I left this movie gob-smacked! Who paid for it to be made ? Having wasted so much money would they refund my ticket price, please !! The opening titles indicated it was a British film. A British comedy, they can be really 'humourous'. This film totally failed to humour us. The laughter was from incredulity. The characters failed to develop, in fact decompose would be a better verb to describe what happened. The plot was so thin one would be able to operate a touch screen through it. The scenes that should have been funny were so repetitive they were painfully awful. I believe the audience who might find this film amusing are, thankfully, too young to see it. I am still reeling and unable to believe the amount of resources that have been sunk into this quagmire in order for it to go on general release. I cringed to even give it one star, 0 out of 10 would be a more accurate vote.

Nothing more to say - the worst film I have ever paid to see at the cinema.

We walked out after an hour.

We are both big fans of Celebrity Juice and were amazed at how bad this was.

Don't waste your money on it.

Came away feeling like we had been mugged!

IMDb says I need to write 10 lines but I really have nothing more to say about this appalling film. With this in mind I'll take the opportunity to remark on how well the London Olympic Games went - well done Britain!

I went into this film with high hopes, and left with the thought in my disappointed mind that I'd never get that hour and a half back.

I'm a big fan of Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon) in everything else he does, for example 'Celebrity Juice' and 'Lemon La Vida Loca' so I was extremely surprised at how poor this feature actually was.

The plot was simply awful making little to no sense, and I usually find myself when watching 'Celebrity Juice' in an absolute trance of laughter but I must say I only slightly giggled maybe five times tops throughout this film. It's almost as if this film was made just for the sake of it, with the thought in Francis' mind that Lemon is so popular and successful he may as well try and get a feature film out of it while it lasts, that's exactly what it felt like for me.

As much as I love Keith Lemon, I think that this film was just a step too far. 'Celebrity Juice'- Hilarious. 'Lemon La Vida Loca'- Possibly too much but still fairly humorous. 'Keith Lemon: The Film- Just too much from the character that I now see as incredibly predictable.

If you want to stay a fan of Keith, DON'T WATCH THIS FILM. It may ruin your appetite for him. However if you have never seen anything with him before, see what you think. But if (understandably) you didn't like it, let me tell you. HIS OTHER SHOWS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER THAN THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A FILM.