Bigfoot's Wild Weekend

Words cannot sufficiently describe the physical agony I encountered after surviving this putrid creation. After a 37 hour period of stasis, I finally mustered the strength to move. I went on with my life. Hoping that someday I could find happiness, and forget about this "film". However, I have learned that some wounds never heal. I am lost. I write this review in an attempt to warn potential victims.

HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME, (4) and today we review - harry and the hendersons part 2 - the movie !!!!!!

This film is a comedy ....i guess .... it has the basic elements of a comedy ..like ... a bigfoot , that actually doesnt look terrible .... his mouth never moves BUT the suit actually looks really good over all ... however ... its a comedy ..... i think ? .... i mean its funny-ish at times ...kind of .... like when the guy gets shot in the butt ...but its almost like college kid humor at best ... like .... maybe they sat around drinking , smoking and writting this out just kind of saying "bro bro bro ... what if .... what if say .... there were like titties ....and then ...bigfoot jumps out and they all have to run ...and titties are just like bouncing EVERYWHERE !!!!!!" ....at least once that got said during the writting process i bet anything

ive seen TONS of indie comedies that have that certain magic that just clicks and makes a film work, .... even if the FX are garbage ( its not in this one at all) or even if the acting is trash ( and it is REALLY bad in this one lol) ....but with that magical piece it makes EVERYTHING just ...... well magical you know ..... sadly THIS one is lacking that it seems ....

i mean here we have boobies throughout the film, not sure IF they thought it was NEEDED to compensate for knowing it just didnt have the "oomph" to get over the comedy hill on its own OR if they just love boobies ....and heck who doesnt .....so no complaining here ....they have a solid bigfoot ....and a decent story thats easy to follow , but relying on low brow "poop" humor to fill in the comedy genre requirements seems lazy to me .....

it just seems like this was trying to be funny but maybe was written by someone too high to actually be funny .... you know when THEY think its funny what they are saying but its really just ...... not .... at all ... and everyone around then sits there like "yup, you sure are cool jimmy, ....who invited him again?" ....

despite my review sounding so angry lol,.... i didnt HATE this film i just feel it was a missed opportunity having such a good outfit for bigfoot and not really using it in a solid flick was almost a crime against bigfoots ....though bigfoots face is eerily similar to the troll from troll ... just saying ..... but i mean the biigfoot here i almost thought was going to be some sort of party animal local legend and be the center of the party shizz etc in the film by just the first few scenes ....making it a different kind of bigfoot film BUT in the end is settles into a pretty standard bigfoot film ....people hunting the legend .........

so .. not really funny ... not original .... just kind of filler ......... sorry guys but ....

2/10.

Not a bad movie about bigfoot with cheap laughs, some nudity and oddball hillbilly characters but the reform girls story seems incomplete.

I'd like to think that everyone involved in the making of this turkey had a nice time outside in the woods, with all the fresh air and sunshine. This is a truly terrible movie, the sort of movie that could end the art form. To extrapolate from the late great George S. Kaufman, "In outer space, the Hubble telescope was until recently the most powerful device for viewing far away objects, capable of magnifying these objects hundreds if not thousands of times; recently, the James Webb Telescope was launched and far exceeded the Hubble's performance. Now, if you were to somehow install the Hubble into the James Webb Telescope and point the whole thing at this movie, you would still be incapable of perceiving any possible reason for this movie to have been made." Those persons who gave a rating to this artifact of cinematic offal any higher than 2/10 I suspect are the sort of generous and decent souls who are the true salt of this Earth, early risers who begin each day optimistically and with a song or a whistle upon their lips as they heartily encourage the rest of us to follow their lead in living lives filled with service and faith and meticulous recycling and trash composting. They would never give this steaming pile of celluloid scheiße the rating it deserves because they are oh so better than the rest of us playful, indolent rabble and would never want the film makers to feel bad about foisting this pointless brain dead movie on an unsuspecting public. Good and decent people like that sicken me and I hope they all fall prey to letters from Nigerian princes.

The only reason I gave it more than 1 star is because it was filled with a number of very attractive young ladies of college age who spent nearly all their screen time frolicking in their original suite of clothing given them at birth by a generous and merciful Creator.

If you also appreciate cinema depictions of attractive sky clad women in the peak of youthful health, I heartily recommend this movie. But if even these transient charms are not enough to sustain you over the running time of this movie, then please do yourself the great service of running from this movie as you would run from certain painful death.

You know it's bad when the women displayed on the promo image don't appear in the movie. I saw this on Amazon prime and wish I hadn't. The redhead on the promo card looked cute. Well there's no redhead in this movie...

This movie is one of the worst things I've seen. The acting is bad amateur soft core porn level. Everyone is reading off of cue cards or struggling to remember simple lines with zero emotion. I almost want to say this is a soft core porno, but there are very few nude scenes. The girls are not attractive either. They aren't ugly but don't expect any big T's. One really comical scene is there's a girl on girl scene and nothing is really shown, but one girl moans like there's no tomorrow because her calf is being rubbed. Not her lady bits, not even her thigh, but her calf and ankle...

Truly an awful, awful movie.