The Cloth

I wish I could give this movie a zero. It does not even deserve a one.

The entire movie is a rip off of other possession/exorcism movies. It's evident that whoever wrote and directed this movie did not have one creative bone in their body. It's almost as if the people behind this sat down, watched any exorcism based movie they could find. And just took bits and pieces. It's a Frankenstein of a movie and I really wish this monster hadn't come to life.

The acting is completely awful, I hope the actors (other than Trejo or Roberts) have a day job because acting shouldn't be it. Even the most die hard of Trejo fans would have trouble watching this movie. If you like B movies this isn't for you. This is more a D- movie.

Whoever wrote the dialogue was trying way to hard to be witty. The dialogue felt forced and unnatural. Watching it I wasn't sure if it was meant to be funny or taken seriously. I still really don't, but I hope it isn't the latter.

What is probably the most unbearable part of the movie is knowing that someone invested 4 million on this cliché infested movie. I've eaten alphabet soup that was more original than this film. Where was that money? The graphics were decent, but no where near worth 4 mill. It had to go somewhere, and something tells me it wasn't the movie.

I know this may seem harsh, but I try my best to support indie filmmakers and indie actors. They are some of the best in the business. Indie filmmakers are one of the things keeping the horror industry alive, an industry focusing on what will sell and not what will withstand the test of time. This movie was not a part of that. So to know that this money could of gone to people with actual talent or at least a half baked original idea is a crime.

The only way I would recommend this movie is if you're out of ipecac and need to vomit.

First, they used cheap film stock always slightly out of focus, no one has the top of their head in most of the shots. My grandmother used to take photos like that, no foreheads!!!! The special effects were really quite funny, not intentionally of course. No wonder it went direct to video. Eric Roberts must be on muscle relaxers as his performance is dull and lethargic, and Danny Trejo is basically a cameo. The other actors in the film are uninspiring and really need acting lessons. The film is dark and brooding, but then, so is my cat. About halfway through the film, I noticed that staring at my cat was way more scary. Maybe she is possessed!!!! Maybe I am, while writing this review! I know this film is possessed --- of no good qualities!

Peace out, Jen

This had to been the worst movie ever. The acting is just horrible. The characters show absolutely no inflection/emotion in their voices. The special effects(well, if you call it that) were just pathetic. My cousin's 11 year old son who makes movies has better quality sound effect programs on his computer than this movie! The story line wasn't even that good. The movie was not meant to be funny, but for some reason, I laughed the entire time, especially at the producer's attempt to make believable demon voices. And I think the most ridiculous thing about the movie was the Jesus uniform that the main character wore. I don't think the cross emblem(or anything that signifies Jesus) belongs on people who run around with weapons blowing heads off of demons. That's an hour and half that you'll never get back, so don't waste your time.

It is quit clear the 10's in the ratings are fake. This film is just terrible!! The camera work, sound, the acting.....just terrible. Kyle's acting was just a joke. The only positive for this movie is the picture on the front cover.

I wish no one else to waste their time watching this film. I have seen much much better at a local college or University. If it was not for Netflix these films would never see the light of day and nor should they.

I really tried to find more positives, but there are none. Maybe I could try and get wasted and then watch it again, but I feel I would be "wasting" my time.

OK so I hated this movie so much that I went through the effort to make an account on here!!! That's saying something but about the movie the scenes are poorly filmed crap that a high school student could film where you just look at it and go wow really! it is all so fake looking and weird!! I am a graphic artist and part of my job is writing fake reviews for companies and let me tell you this I guarantee half or all of those good reviews are fake I have written plenty myself so don't believe them for one second. This movie is a waste of your time and should be buried and I usually am not to picky with movies but come on! This i the worst movie I have ever seen!!! Movies like this shouldn't be released!! Acting horrible plot is horrible and dang its just a knock off of the exorcist! The opening scene is somewhat OK but still not that good and than it goes and the special effects just make you go.... What year do you think this is its not fooling anyone! Please I can't be helped but don't watch this horrid movie!!!