Camp Pleasant Lake

I usually don't comment, I didn't even have an IMDB account as a veteran internet critic. Ive created an account to review this movie. The inner-beast forces me to react.

My god, the acting, lines, its just the perfect amount of bad to be annoying. Its not funny bad, its cringe bad. Why? Who paid for this? The cliches. For it to be so bad, everybody needs to be in it. The actors, the director. I'm pretty sure the cameraman must have been cringing all over. Sti did a good job!

The only logical explanation is that its made for mentally challenged people.

As a junior movie director I am ashamed and insulted!

I really don't know how to review this film. This was an absolutely ridiculous mockery of a slasher film. The Scary Movie parody franchise was more believable and better acted/written than this. Forget about character development or plot twists, this is like a scary movie for someone who has never seen a moving picture in their life. Its rare you side with the killer on a slasher, but i was fully rooting for the killer to do away with everyone just to end the movie. It truly baffles me how a production company can green light this and actually release it to the public, OR how large streaming services actually carry these nonsense films. Save yourself the time and read an article about the longitudinal study of the colour variations in concrete over time, because i guarantee it will be more compelling than this travesty.

Wow. What have I just been watching? Who decided that making this "film" was a good idea? Is it a tax write-off? A crowd-funded passion project, made with friends, family and maybe some of the funders? (The large number of exec and assoc producer credits would appear to favour the latter.)

The plot has more holes than an average road in Britain. The dialogue is matched in cringeworthiness only by the acting (and obvious lack of professional direction). The lightning of the night scenes made me laugh out loud. If I have to list something positive: some of the effects are okay-ish and the actors seem to have had a great time (although most of them won't be needing agents I suspect).

As a professional film this should not get more than one or two stars. But the thing is, I enjoyed watching the whole thing. So I'll give it a generous five stars.

Dumb slasher movie. Starts off that Camp Pleasant (home of some bad stuff in the past) is being turned into a horror show camp where people pay to be scared.

The guys who are gonna do the special effects are murdered.

Cut to titles and scene where a bunch of ju-ju-bees are talking about the camp. The acting is HORRIBLE.

You actually can't imagine how bad the acting is. Not one of these performers is any good.

The plot is laughable and void of any imagination. Even the kids in the flashback make no sense. Their parents are black haired but the kinds are platinum blondes!!!!!

Can't believe I wasted my time on this garbage!

"tHe StoRyY" it seems like bad acting, I couldn't care for the characters, definitely not a good horror movie. At least they added special effects. The story could be good if the writing was good. It just isn't a movie for anyone probably, also maybe there were voice over for the people. But, just nothing sounds genuine. Looks like they had a budget at least, drone shots, some props and locations. They at least did go outside. I can't really see anything to recommend that is good about this movie and definitely should skip like me but instead I kept trying to watch. A toddler calls his older sibling who is like 6 years old, Big sis. I feel like that only really occurs in books.