Billy Club

Fifteen years after a gruesome triple homicide devastated their Little League baseball team, four friends reunite to commemorate their dead coach and fallen teammates. A mystery unfolds as the secrets from their past return to haunt them and a vengeful killer, hidden by an antique umpire's mask, returns to even the score.

I saw this film as part of the Oshkosh Horror Film Festival and was drawn to it by the fact it was filmed in Wisconsin and many of those involved were from Milwaukee. I knew nothing about it beyond that, and had no expectations. For the most part, I was quite pleased.

Being a fan of slashers, I love the whole plot of a past crime being avenged years later by a masked killer. And then you throw in the mystery of the killer himself -- is it the same guy as years ago? An imposter? Why now? This is always good.

Next, you throw in a good group of actors, some excellent direction and camera work, and plenty of humor. This is a winner any way you slice it. Of the two big Wisconsin films this year (the other being "Don't Go To The Reunion", which also featured Nick Sommer who wrote-directed-starred in this film) this was the one that really hit a home run. (I say that with all due respect to "Reunion", which is itself a fine movie with great kills and humor and was made by two wonderful gentlemen.)

My biggest critique would have to be the flashbacks. From a Q&A, I gathered that the "modern day" (1990s) footage was shot first and the flashbacks were spliced in later. I feel like some it slowed the pace down. The kid parts were alright, but the hospital scenes just seemed to drag a bit and did not add the psychological angle the filmmakers were looking for.

You should definitely see this, though. A few snags here and there do not detract from this being a slasher that bats over .500 in a subgenre that rarely hits .333, if you know what I mean. Nick Sommer is a man to watch out for. First "Blood Junkie" (available from Troma), then this... who knows what is next?

Wow I struggled with whether to go with a 5 or a 6 rating on this. Ultimately I decided to be slightly more generous because "Billy Club" was better than I expected a slasher film to be and the production values were quite good for low budget.

I was leaning towards the 5, however, because the characters were a special kind of dumb and it was frighteningly easy to figure out who the killer was. Starting with, like, the title?

Anyway, "Billy Club" is about a guy dressed as an umpire who wields a Swiss Army knife bat as his weapon of choice to kill off the now-grown kids who left him for dead after a punishment gone wrong after he blew a baseball game.

The good: Production values were impressive considering the budget. They made it look every bit as dollar-heavy as Jason or Freddy. The cinematography was excellent, even nighttime and inside scenes were clear and the audio was well maintained without me having to touch my remote once. The acting wasn't Oscar-worthy, but impressive considering I've never heard of anyone except for Mark Metcalf, who was in a brief flashback. The score was effective and appropriate, and the pacing was at a good clip and kept the film from getting too dull.

The bad: The script struggled to keep up with any common sense. Perhaps because they show their hand right off the bat (ba-dum-bum), working around so many plot holes became a minefield. As mentioned before, the dumb moves made by the characters were mind boggling. Of course, you expect stupidity in slasher films, so maybe I'm being too harsh. Then there's the also-expected Worst. Police. Ever. They're there, too. The explanation at the end seemed to take way too long, and the last scene concluded with a thud.

I don't generally care for slasher films, but I gave this one a chance because it had a higher than usual rating and instead of a suspicious overabundance of 10s, the reviews were more reasonable and informative. So if you're the same, maybe give it a shot. It's not a flash of brilliance, but considering the genre, it's not bad.

The idea sounds idiotic. A killer dressed up in baseball catcher's gear? Killing people with a bat? C'mon! One may fully expect to hate every dumb minute of BILLY CLUB.

And yet...

Back in 1981, in a small town in Wisconsin, two little league baseball players and their coach are slaughtered by young Billy Haskins, who is arrested and sent to a mental institution.

Fifteen years later, someone dressed as a catcher is murdering people. Has Billy returned to... catch up?

Meanwhile, four former teammates gather at a remote cabin to celebrate the 15 year anniversary of the tragic event. Not-so surprisingly, they soon cross paths with the world's most homicidal catcher!

Mass carnage abounds.

Filled with sympathetic characters, humor, and retro-style, late 1970's-80's slasher ambiance, BILLY CLUB is a well-constructed, low-budget film that delivers the gushy goods!

BEST SCENE: a guy unknowingly eats about a pound of "magic" mushrooms, only to be chased through the now-psychedelic forest by the maniac!

Both harrowing and hilarious, the aforementioned scene illustrates the care that went into making this movie.

Highly rrecommended for the horror / slasher enthusiast...

Follows a formula and was watchable, but at some parts tries to take itself too seriously.

Not horrible and not good. And nowhere near great or bad enough to be trashy campy treasure. Some nice use of 1990's nostalgic microfilm and a CD jukebox. Back before the internet murdered everything and made most things available in your home and at your fingertips instantly. A funny pizza delivery scene killing with the wrong suspect being arrested by cops and fleeing away in his Bryan Cranston tighty whiteys. Kudos to the ATV go-pro hallucination scene that came out of left field and was a home run. Most of the kills were professional and impressive.

To harsh to call the filmmakers "wannabes" or fugazi because their heart was in the right place. But if I watch one more formulaic clichéd flashback than I will bash myself in the head with a baseball bat full of rusty nails.

Nothing real original a Graduation Day (1981) / Some Guy Who Kills People (2011) ripoff played out with a baseball theme. And a crazy baseball horror movie called Catcher (1998) seemed to inspire a few scenes as well. Just passing my opinion to fellow movie lovers to skip this one like a rock and get your jolly ranchers elsewhere. Time available to watch our beloved films is so precious.

Nobody likes to trash somebody's art. These guys obviously love movies. Fanboys love them so much we all dream of making one or two. But at the end of the day some of us were just born to watch them.

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