Esther Povitsky in Drugstore June (2024)

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Drugstore June

June: Well, I don't like the word 'horny', so I say 'hot'n'ready' instead because it sounds cuter and it reminds me of pizza.

June: If you were gonna give me a consultation for plastic surgery...
Dr. Weisman: That's not what I do here.
June: But just if you were, what do you think you would do... to my face... to make it better?
Dr. Weisman: As far as what?
June: Just... being hotter... prettier.
Dr. Weisman: I'd probably start with your mouth.
June: Like lip filler?
Dr. Weisman: Nope, I would sew that sucker shut.

June: Why are there so many rules in this place? I feel like I'm back in school.
Jessica: Most of the men at this bar right now can't go within 500 feet of a school.

Anthony's Mother: It's his fifth time going poo-poo today.
June: Any chance you guys could keep conversations like that in private? Some of us lean more toward constipation and it can be really triggering.
Anthony's Mother: What is up with your generation and being triggered? Don't ever have kids then. God forbid.
June: Do I look pregnant?
Anthony's Mother: Yeah. You look bloated. She's weird.

June: I had sex with an alien.
Jonathan: Finally.

June: Did you find everything you need?
Owen: Oh, ah, yeah. Why? You work here, or something?
June: I do. I'm June. At you service.
Owen: Oh, ah, I'm Owen. Pleasure to be ... serviced by you.

Davey: Don't make me come back here. I'll get another restraining order.
June: That's fine. Ok. I'll see you in court. And I'll wear a cute dress.

Bill: You will literally do anything not to move on from Davey.
June: I mean, there's no need to throw the baby out with the bath water.
Bill: Stop saying stuff like that, alright. You don't know what it means.
June: That might be true.

Dr. Weisman: Go ahead and finish you photo shoot.
June: I got what I needed. I'm good.
Dr. Weisman: Oh yeah? So you just, ah, put all that stuff out there for public consumption, huh?
June: 'Course I do. Vulnerability is really big right now.

Dr. Weisman: I'm not gonna diagnose you as on the spectrum.
June: Fine. I am gonna diagnose you as an incel.

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