Punch

I would rather be punched than have to sit through this again. The sound guy for this must have lied in his resume or maybe it was just something that went wrong. Whatever the cause the sound was muffled and it made it difficult for me to make out most of the dialogue. The location and the location shots were good. The lead actress seemed capable the actress that played the mother was chewing through the scenery ( a bit over the top ) . We have seen this story before and done better. If only the sound was better but it wasn't. Less than 90 minutes but felt like 2:30 . The one thing I liked was the ending . The ending was a nice twist but not enough to redeem the film.

Punch is a low budget British slasher horror set in a down-at-heal seaside town.

It's a nice try, but it wears its influences on its sleeve and suffers from an identity crisis as a result. Is this a social commentary on teenage life and subculture? Is this an 80s-style slasher flick with quips and gags and an amusing killer? Or is it a throwback to the more spiritual horror of the original Wicker Man?

The result is tonally incoherent; one minute deadly serious, the next seeking laughs. Characters act in odd ways with unclear motivations, designed to lead to a particularly obvious conclusion.

A main issue is the serious, family sub-plot that utilises suicide in an attempt to raise emotional stakes, but the jarring tonal shifts undermine this at every opportunity. But do we ever really care about Punch's victims? Not really. Attempting to crowbar in the morality rules of stalk-and-slash into a serious narrative just does not work.

The acting performances are fine for the most part, though the older cast often let the side down. And I'm not so sure the peculiarly British character of Punch will travel well; a horror involving a murderous morris dancer troupe, shin-kicking to the death, or cheese-rolling cult might be just as relatable.

Punch would have been a far better movie had it chosen a lane and then stuck to it.

No pun intended - actually this has quite a few of those. It is not called punch for nothing .. though I reckon you could bat your life on something else too ... did I spell something wrong? I think not ... another pun might be something you just witnessed.

But enough of my weirdness, let's get into the weirdness of the movie. That plays with its location - a friend of mine was raised in a small town like the one we see here. And I reckon there could be more movies like this one - even from the same director. And maybe some of the cast - as in sequels, prequels and all that (not sure about going to space, which was suggested during the Q&A at the Frightfest screening I attended) ... or Ibiza .. though I imagine it would be fun to shoot there and would be quite the different take (again no pun intended).

The actors were nice - well I think good would be a more apt word/description. There is a darkness here and it is not so much the time of day (night) it was shot. Can you dig what the movies does? And where it ends up? That actually may be the biggest issue with the movie ... or its biggest draw ... depending on how you feel about it .. it won't leave you cold (another pun?) that's for sure ...

The visuals in the movie are actually good, but the rest is so bad it doesn't matter by the end. Killer is hard to understand at times with the electro-voice box, characters don't react as they should to events in front of them, and the kills are all boring except for the one with the redhead on the dock. Ending was puzzling and an attempt at a twist I guess. The twist was it didn't make sense or work at all. End credits say 'Mr. Punch will be back' so the makers seemed pretty confident they made a franchise starter. Um, no. It's nice that the friends of the crew gave the movie 8s out of 10, but watch it and you'll want to have a little talk with them afterwards. In the end, I watched this on Tubi, so free streaming. I still want my money back.

What starts out looking like a pretty standard slasher it soon becomes its own thing. Yes there are clear influences from classic horror movies but not just the Hollywood slashers you'd expect.

A very British movies, with some familiar faces from UK TV and horror movies. The cast are all great, especially the 3 newcomers who are the leads. So well shot, seaside towns can be as eerie as hell,the soundtrack adds to the atmosphere. Violent but not too over the top and when it's meant to be it is very funny.

I rarely say this nowadays, but I really hope it becomes a franchise. The ending left me begging for more.

Watched at Dead and SudBuried 2023.