Paris-Manhattan

"Paris-Manhattan" features a woman obsessed with Woody Allen, much like myself and many others are. She lives in Paris, works as a pharmacist, is single, spends her days discussing Woody Allen movies and spends her nights discussing her life with Woody Allen – meaning, a poster of Woody Allen. Luckily the film got the rights to Allen's movies, and he responds to her with things he has said before.

The beginning of the movie is the funniest with the poster version of Allen delivering all of the film's witticisms – meaning Allen's own witticisms from his own movies. We have laughed at them all before, but there's a reason we still watch them – they're still funny. He complains about life, complains about death and offers her zero constructive advice. But that's why we love him. The heroine, Alice Ovitz (Alice Taglioni), seems to get frustrated by that, but she's frustrated with her life in general.

She's in love with Pierre, but Pierre is married to her sister. Her sister is a lawyer and has a teenage daughter, while Alice is just a pharmacist working in their father's store, and gets sets up on dates by her parents, her sister and her perfect brother-in-law. Alice was a frustrating heroine. She would complain incessantly about being single but when someone would set her up on a date, she would try to assert her independence and say that she's a career woman with no interest in being with a man. She is, unfortunately, a terribly written character. And a movie dedicated to Woody Allen deserves much better.

The filmmaker definitely knows her Woody Allen, which is, of course, a must for a film like this. The film switches from a comedy of family entanglement to a romantic comedy to a comedic caper and back to a romantic comedy with ease just as Allen himself has done throughout his career. When Alice's romantic misgivings become tiring, the film switches pace to a mischievous comedic caper à la "Manhattan Murder Mystery" or "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion". It's too bad the filmmaker wasn't able to infuse any of her Allen knowledge into the main character. When somebody says to her that "'Manhattan' hasn't aged well" she argues back with "No." Apparently she has nothing else to say on the subject.

When the film switches back to a romantic comedy, Alice is now at the point where she has to move on with her life and so the Woody Allen poster comes down. Blaming him for her romantic rut. But he wasn't the one to tell her to idolize rich, handsome men who lie and cheat. But it has also already been established that she's a terrible character, so we just have to get past that.

But the good thing is, we can get past all that. First, Alice's romantic counterpart has a brilliant line about gods and the men Alice idolizes. And ultimately "Paris-Manhattan" is funny. It's a feel-good romantic comedy that also delivers an ending that all romanticists and realists alike dream about.

I don't watch a lot of foreign language film, because it's difficult to keep up with the subtitles. So you know that I must've been really interested in the subject matter, to watch this! And it was so worth it!

I love how lead character has my name, and basically all my characteristics! Movie geeks and obsessives for the win!! And anyone who loves Woody Allen and Cole Porter we'll see themselves in this movie.

Right when I was about to change my complete love for this movie into dislike, because of a sudden switch in the character, there was a surprise ending that made everything better!

The leading character is asked more than a few times why she likes Woody Allen, and she gives some half hearted answers, but if someone asked me what makes his movie stand out and his writing, I would say it's his choice of music, his love of romance, and the way he's a philosopher. He's just an optimist, and he sees things in a good light most of the time, in his movies, no matter how bad things get. That resonates with me on a deep level. Plus, just like the lead character, I do think he's cute, even though yes, I acknowledge he's a very controversial figure. But it's rare to find a man that has the same taste as you in things, and he does. Plus I wouldn't mind him narrating my life ha ha. I love his voice! Between him and Dick Van Dyke, they have my favorite male voices, and then James Garner is a third one.

This is a simple movie, very low-key, but pleasant, and It does make use of signs and synchronicity to show who the lead character should be with, and that is another thing that resonates with me on a very personal level.

Something that does not resonate with me is the relationship between the lead character's dad and herself. She has one of the best dad ever, and I love him!

This was very much like a fairytale! Like something right out of my dreams and wishes.

6/21/2025 update:

Just thinking - the way this movie relates to me must've been fate, because Woody Allen made a film called "Alice" also, which is my name. And he made another film called "Hannah and her sisters" - and I have a sister by that name!

Also, was reminded today that my Joan and Woody Allen have something in common too - not only is her manager Kenny Laguna often compared to Woody Allen, but Joan and Woody occupied the same seat at basketball games; Joan would be in that seat during the WNBA New York Liberty games, whereas Woody would be in that seat during the New York Knicks games. Out of all the seats in the stadium, what are the odds that my Joan and Woody would have the same seat?!

For that matter, the actress that portrayed Joan Jett in a movie, Kristen Stewart, was featured in a Woody Allen film - Café Society. Moreover, Elena Anaya, who has shared the screen with Kristen Stewart before, and who was featured in the TV show "Jett" also appeared in a Woody Allen film!

And let's not forget that Woody Allen did a miniseries starring Joan Jett's friend, Miley Cyrus, who inducted Joan into the rock 'n' roll Hall of Fame!

Clearly, for me, it's not all roads lead to Rome, it's all roads lead to Joan- even my man crush, Woody Allen!!.

This film is about a female pharmacist in Paris who loves Woody Allen film. She attempts to change other peoples' lives using his films.

"Paris Manhattan" is quite short at only 80 minutes. Even then, there is not enough material to fill up the screen time. It drags on and on, and nothing much happens. The plot is too predictable, in that there is little Vincent and too much Victor. We don't see Alice being torn between two guys, so we know who she will choose right from the start. The constant Woody Allen references are annoying, it feels as if they made the film just for the sake of showing the filmmaker's love for the revered director. If it was not for the surprise cameo, the film would have been very bad.

Alice (Alice Taglioni) is a bit of an old maid or at least those around her believe that. They are collectively working to bring the right man for a good introduction and are constantly working at facilitating romance. All the while, she has already has found her soul mate in Woody Allen whom she instates her hopes and dreams and Allen shares with her the ins and outs of life and discovering love. There are many funny Allen maxims but one that stands out is that the two most important decisions is life is one's work and sex. Full of twist of turns, you realize in Paris-Manhattan that you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince or it's OK if you never find 'the one'. Life has a way of working out. This is a cute romantic comedy and fun to watch. Saw this as part of the Atlanta Jewish Film Festival

I used to be French and I used to love Woody Allen - "used" because of a combination of geographical mutation and a vanishing memory... I remember seeing this movie in Sydney a few years ago, so taped it when it was on TV a few days ago. This time I watched it on my own, perhaps because I felt it might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I had a wonderful time revisiting... I did not worry about expectations and really it's one's best way to approach it, not to pull it on a slab and dissect it. (the same goes for so many other movies; it supposes to be fun, and it is. I liked the originality to involve W Allen the way it is done and make a romantic and funny story out of it. I was interested to read one of the comment mentioning that years ago Woody Allen, in "Play it Again Sam", Does a similar thing when he converse with a certain "Humphrey Bogart". I would be surprised if it was just a coincidence. Although I can't say it has any other bearing on this film.