Teen Lust

When I sat down to watch the 2014 horror comedy "Teen Lust", here late in 2022, I had never heard about the movie. But with it being a movie that I hadn't seen, of course I opted to give it a go.

Writers Jason Stone and Blaine Thurier managed to put together a script and storyline that was actually entertaining and funny at the same time. And the story also had elements of horror and some lovely goofy takes on a Satanic cult, while it also had the feel of an archetypical adolescence coming-of-age comedy, much akin to, for example, "American Pie".

Something that really impressed me about director Blaine Thurier's movie was the fact that the movie had Cary Elwes on the cast list. When I first saw him I wasn't sure if it was actually him, so I had to peruse IMDb and saw that it was actually him. He was so well-cast for the role and just made the movie all the more enjoyable with his performance.

"Teen Lust" also had nice performances by the likes of Jesse Carere, Daryl Sabara, Annie Clark, Jon Dore and Emmanuelle Vaugier. So there was a pretty nice cast ensemble here to entertain you.

I was genuinely entertained by "Teen Lust", and it is a movie that definitely is worth watching. Not a classic comedy, but a worty movie of having seen.

My rating of "Teen Lust" lands on a six out of ten stars.

The basic idea of the movie is funny, sure, but that's about it.

Also: It's not nearly as raunchy as one might think; no nudity whatsoever, no really explicit scenes at all except for a lot of sexual references in the dialogue.

Extremely low production values are painfully evident throughout, and it's hard to say if the jokes could have worked with some remotely decent actors. Apart from Cary Elwes, Kristin Bauer van Straten (Pam from "True Blood") and (possibly) Jon Dore, chances are you won't be familiar with any of the other cast members. And you won't be wondering why...

Really, an absolute waste of time. Move on.

Funny and fun. It felt like a horror movie version of Superbad, but not as good.

Some of it was clunky, but overall it was really entertaining. Torn between 6-7/10

The lead was a little too flat as the straightman, which is a bummer since his buddy was great on screen and it would have been nice if there was a little more chemistry between them.

Story and ending themselves were both fun. The last scene they stuck on the end was super bad though. They should have ended it when the story came to a conclusion or had a better epilogue.

Not sure why the ratings are so low (currently 4.8) cause this is perfectly watchable for a comedy-horror.

Perhaps they expected a lot of nudity because of the title and poster (not much in that department) and felt duped and rated it low because of that, I don't know.

Sure it's no masterpiece or anything but it's never flat out dull and the characters are pretty funny.

It's about a teenage guy who's been selected as a virgin sacrifice for a satanic cult, in order to prevent that from coming true he needs to get laid or die trying ASAP, and that's pretty much the movie.

So not Shakespeare exactly and some minor flaws but if you dug 'THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)' or 'HELL BABY (2013)' or the like I don't see why you wouldn't dig this enough.

Walking into this film I expected another dumb American Pie wannabe. But I was pleasantly surprised. So basically the film is about a teenager, Neil, who's parents are part of a church that wants him to never lose his virginity. However he soon discovers the church practices satanism and wants to sacrifice him to Satan. He flees with his friend Matt and they try to get Neil to lose his virginity and save the world. The cast give good performances, Cary Elwes steals the show as the leader of the church, and Darryl Sabara (Juni from Spy Kids) provides most of the film's laughs. Also the characters feel realistic. So yeah I give Teen Lust a 7/10 and if you like horror comedies or just want some good laughs I recommend this film.