- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: *over PA system for the food-themed Sweet Mountain* We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [over PA] Our next stop, the Sweet Mountain! Enjoying our candied paradise is the perfect way to celebrate your next birthday... or to avoid reaching it.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [over the PA system] Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg report to the office? Your car has been broken into. I repeat: Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg report to the office? Your car has been broken into... wait a minute. WHAT THE HECK?
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [over PA system] Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office, Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office. We found your-uh-your keys! Yes that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap as we only want to return your keys.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] Would the owner of the yellow car, license plate 1NOM155, please report to the main gate. Your vehicle is in the path of an asteroid, and is about to get smash... Oh well, never mind.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hahaha! Pay up, Tails! I told you he had an evil plot and coming here was a good idea! There it is, straight from the horse's mouth!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Uh, we didn't bet.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: ...Dang.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] No aliens were harmed in the creation of this park. They were all harmed AFTER the park was created.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: Leaving so soon? There are no lines, and I've saved the best rides for last! At least let me STAMP YOUR HAND so you can come back in!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [groans] I know you're trying to be clever with this whole "amusement park pun" thing, but it's just coming off lame. Just say you're going to destroy us and stop embarrassing yourself!
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: Curse you, Sonic! Not only do you foil my plans, but you foil my speeches as well! I work hard on them! No matter, I WILL destroy you, and I WILL be victorious!... Is that better?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Like, a million times better. Thank you.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: How about you and me make like Eggman's hairline and recede?
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Uh, this isn't joke time, this is "running to the space elevator" time!
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] Please note that this ride is not safe for children under twelve, or over thirteen. It is also not safe for thirteen year olds.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] At Eggman's Incredible Interstellar amusement park, you can feel comfortable knowing your safety is our number one priority.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: OHH, SHUT UP!
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] Please avoid breaking the glass, as it is the only thing between you and ten million gallons of freezing wet death.
- [first lines]
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over the PA system] Welcome to Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, where you can enjoy five planets for the price of one!
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] Please refrain from throwing any coins, trash, or small children into the reflecting pools.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] Attention - the anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order. We are sorry for this inconvenience, and hope that you can hold it for the next 20,000 light years.
- Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik: [Over PA] Please refrain from foiling any evil schemes, plots, and/or plans while in the park. Foiling is strictly prohibited.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: You know, I don't like what you're doing to my friends in there. It's messed up. So I'm gonna mess YOU up!