Tortured

A previous reviewer asked how did a film like this ever get made? While that question has yet to be answered, his other suggestion that a 4 year old could have written a better script is to be taken half-seriously, because there are indeed professionally crafted adventure stories on YouTube that have been made by kids not much older than that with little or no adult help, and on an even smaller budget. So what can be said about this rubbish? For rubbish it is. No plot worthy of the name, a couple of jokers for whom profanity is a way of life together with obscene sexual innuendo about women, other men, and each other. The rape scene is disgusting, but credible, as for the rest...A film should have a beginning, a middle and an end; if it is exceptional, they need not come in that order; this one is exceptional only in its mediocrity, and the end comes shortly after the beginning.

Having said all that, "Tortured" has three distinct merits: its brevity, nothing is lost by making its viewing part of your multitasking operation, and its total worthlessness will help you appreciate even the half-decent films you watch in its aftermath.

I came across this film on effedupmovies it said "I spit on your grave meets dawn of the dead", I thought hmm sounds weird but funny, let's check this out!

Well there was like 1 or 2 zombies in the whole film, 1-3 minutes of screen time in whole film...not anything like like Dawn Of The Dead.

Well nothing much really happens for the rest, but at the end a woman gets raped and hunted down. Well that's the I Spit On Your Grave part, but in I Spit On Your Grave a woman gets revenge and there is no Revenge in this film from a woman in this film, or I didn't notice and I'm very stupid.

This film also has bad acting, weird and laughable dialogue, it tries to be distubing, which it isn't, it's more goofy and laughable than distrubing.

This film also had gunshot sounds that sounded like bombs instead of gunshots. This film also had a scene where a woman's head got smashed a couple times on a bar. Guess what? Some weird camera shakes and a stupid bomb sounds that isn't even in sync when her head gets smashed.

Oh and I did get lied to because there wasn't even any torture in this film.

No not at all..especially the lead woman when she's totally nude...

Let us see what we shall see in this film- Two hit men go on this incredible rampage and know that the police are just about to arrest them,

Why not get a hostage and that will fix everything.

One scene is right out of Death Proof,When Stuntman Mike introduces himself to his future victims. You know Quentin Tarantino would like this film,Except for the lack of cameos. This Jason Impey film is almost an Urban Legend, Many versions exist due to censors questioning and Maxim Media has released this one. So film is a flashback,grind-house…Zombie subplot.. That about covers it.

Two notorious convicts, Quaid and Kurk, have escaped prison and are trying to flee the country. To ensure their safety they abduct an innocent attractive woman and use her as a hostage to protect themselves from the police. Quaid has hidden motives for the abduction and Kurk don't like what he sees, leading to a deadly game of cat-and-mouse full of jealously, deceit, lust and murder.

The only reason I watched this is because it came with the original title, "Tortured." Had it been displayed with the new title "Escaped Convicts" I would have moved along.

This movie is so bad on every level. There is nothing on Earth I can think of to recommend it.