Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN POURING DOWN ON ME AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE AND IT WILL COME THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY IN MY FINAL HOUR AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED MY DREAMS DISAPPEAR WASH AWAY THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN WASH AWAY THE SORROW ALL THE STAINS OF TIME BUT THERE'S NO MEMORY IT'S ONLY DRY INSIDE IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER INTO A PEACEFUL LIFE AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN POURING DOWN ON ME AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE AND IT WILL COME THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY IN MY FINAL HOUR AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED MY DREAMS DISAPPEAR.

Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood (blood) shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my identity Wondering, "Have I gone insane?" To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight.

Im surprised this was written off as a spinoff because man this game is great. It has such a great flow in terms of combat and gameplay direction that it really is intoxicating to play. Sure this game reeks from the very early 2010's writing and acting but I can't lie I really had a blast with it most of the time. I think some of the cons for this game mainly derived from the mere fact that the game sucks at giving a good tutorial and dosent really show you how to play properly. I wish there were video visuals or specific tutorials that can highlight specific game mechanics because oh boy did some things feel nearly impossible to pull after a countless attempt against a later boss in the game. Seriously the parrying in this game is really bad and it's a shame cause it's a hack and slash game. Besides that I still stand with what I said earlier. It's really fun when you get the hang of it and just turn your brain off. This game genuinely makes me feel like an insane cyborg ninja who chops up bad guys for justice. 8/10.

Prepare for a hack-and-slash extravaganza in the Metal Gear universe, where cyborgs reign supreme. Join Raiden on his vengeful quest as he uncovers a conspiracy that threatens to ignite a global conflict, all while slicing adversaries into countless pieces.

Gameplay: If you've ever yearned for a science fiction-infused experience akin to Devil May Cry or Bayonetta, you've found your nirvana. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance seamlessly blends exhilarating combat with captivating boss battles. The core gameplay revolves around executing intricate combos, eviscerating enemies into minuscule fragments, all set to an electrifying soundtrack.

As you progress, you'll acquire an arsenal of weapons and items scattered throughout the levels. Each boss encounter rewards you with a potent heavy attack weapon. Raiden's abilities and gear can be upgraded using a shared currency, also unlocking extras like skins and alternate weapons.

Characters: The game's cast brims with fascinating characters, each harbouring unique philosophies on life, war, and strength. Notably, Metal Gear's penchant for enigmatic characters shines through, adding an extra layer of intrigue. These characters, if you contemplate their perspectives, often mirror aspects of both their world and ours.

Story: Metal Gear Rising initially pits good against evil, with both factions deeply committed to their cause. However, as the story unfolds, you'll discover that these forces, seemingly opposed, share a darker commonality - an unquenchable thirst for power, willing to reshape history and cleanse the world, even at the cost of monstrosities. The line between protector and predator blurs, revealing a chilling symmetry.

Music: Metal Gear Rising's soundtrack stands as a masterpiece in its own right. The music accompanying each boss battle mirrors the clash of ideologies, immersing you in the adrenaline-pumping combat. While it might not rival the intensity of Doom's soundtrack, it wouldn't be a stretch to think it played a role in inspiring the iconic Doom soundtrack. Even if you're not inclined to play the game, do yourself a favour and give its boss music a listen; it's that exceptional.

Final Verdict: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, while slightly marred by remnants of its era, such as quick-time events, redeems itself with stylish visuals and smooth execution. Overall, it's an extraordinary gaming experience, offering unadulterated excitement."

"This game is an outlandishly Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism."

This game is written like if someone put Dragonforce, a political analyst, a copy of The Industrial Revolution and Its Future, and a kilogram of cocaine in the same room and told them to write a story.

It's so dumb and I love it.