Wrong Place: La vendetta

Saw Bruce Willis as the starring role and just knew I would like it. He must owe someone a lot of money. Absolutely his worst film. Very poorly written. Terrible acting. Not even a good story. Anyone who paid money to see this should start a gofundme to get reimbursed not only for the money they spent, but for damages as well. I am writing this as I am watching the movie and it keeps getting worse. I am having trouble coming up with at least the six hundred characters needed to complete this gawd awful review so please bear with these last sentences. It is a 90 minute movie that only needed 20 minutes.

Bruce Willis may be ill now, but he is a living legend so I say nothing about him.

However, what is going on with 'Joker face' Lauren McCord? Far too much surgery and lip and cheek fillers.

Direction was appalling, music was amateurish, dialogue was stilted and overly dramatic. Continuity was awful and acting was absolutely pathetic.

The film did not engage me at any single moment, even when I saw Ashley Greene which was the only reason I was going to watch this film anyway. She definitely peaked in the Twilight films and has not acted well ever since.

Honestly, if you have time to waste, are bored out of your head, dying for something...anything to watch? Don't watch this!

Oh my god, where do I start. When you push play, you're in the wrong place, which is anywhere you can see your tv. How about Wrong Acting, the acting was beyond terrible. Acting in a soap opera. It's like a 12 year old wrote the script. I'm assuming all of the non-main characters are preforming for the first time. How about Wrong Editing. Take for instance the drone footage as the car drives down the road out of camera and they keep recording for like 10 seconds. It's Alabama, not beautiful scenery. I thought they were setting up for a commercial. The conversations in this film don't align with the movie. I swear this doesn't makes sense.

We all kept saying: Please be over, please be over.

Nope, more torture.

And you can't even blame this one on Willis, because he was way better than the terrible directing - once again from Mike Burns, who also gave us the another flop Out of Death. Burns, who's filmmaking experience is thirty-two Music Supervisor credits, couldn't even get the score right. It was annoyingly loud, overbearing, constant and unfitting. But even worse, was the writing by Bill Lawrence, who oh shocker here, also wrote Out of Death with Burns. Boys, please take up a new hobby and leave the camera and keyboard alone.

The directing was worse than a fifth-grade drama class production. I've seen better scene changes and fade-outs by 1990's wedding videographers. The long, dragged out and unnecessary scenes were relentless. His failure to direct his cast, scenes, camera shots, etc were the biggest failures I've seen since... well, Out of Death.

But the writing was the biggest joke. It was the never ending cat and mouse game - on repeat, with ridiculous dialogue and more holes in the plot than a wheel of Swiss cheese. How do these two look at their final cut and say "yes, this is perfect, let's go to market"? I actually feel bad for Willis having this nonsense on his resume as one of his final films. Thus my very generous 3/10, all points going to Willis giving it his best shot with the garbage he had to work with.

Who writes garbage like this? Horrible writing, horrible acting... Don't waste your time on crap like this. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE MOVIES BETTER THAN THIS...DON'T MAKE MOVIES!