The Girl in Cabin 13: A Psychological Horror

Woooo hooo! Another one of those great ones that obviously should have won best picture! Girl and Guy go to cabin in the woods. Girl and Guy get rousted by 3 men in masks. No skin. No significant gore. This has definitely not been done before right????!!!!

I don't know what they are learning in these Dimmie schools anymore, but it certainly isn't filmmaking. Or writing. This was just another example of crud movies in the 21st century.

2/10.

And IMDB has now made it so a review has to have 600 characters before it can be entered. I really don't expect that to last very long because people are sure to complain about it. But until that happens I guess we have to expect reviews to be long winded and sometimes about absolutely nothing to do with the show in question.

3 stars because I didn't turn it off... Mostly because I wanted to see how bad the acting and fight/action "choreography" could get. And because I had it on as background noise while I was working. I can guarantee I didn't miss anything by half watching, and that probably actually improved my rating.

Tons of clichés. The main guy just stands there as the bad guys approach him and then suddenly it cuts to them on the floor. There are also a lot of scenes of the girl running slowly and aimlessly through the dark woods. No one really screams or fights.. like they don't really want to live. It feels like a group of college kids were making a movie for a school project... I don't think they aced it.

"The Girl In Cabin 13" is a film that fails to deliver on every level. The acting is so wooden that it feels like the actors are reading their lines off cue cards. The dialogue is even worse, with lines that are so contrived and unbelievable that they elicit unintentional laughter from the audience.

The plot is also incredibly cliché, with a group of young adults heading off to a remote cabin for a weekend of partying and fun, only to be terrorized by a mysterious figure who seems to be out for blood. The twists and turns of the story are so predictable that even the most naive viewer will see them coming a mile away.

The film's production values are also disappointing, with cheap special effects that look like they were done on a budget of a few dollars. The camera work is uninspired, with no sense of style or flair. It's clear that the filmmakers were more interested in making a quick buck than in creating a compelling story or memorable characters.

Overall, "The Girl In Cabin 13" is a film that should be avoided at all costs. With wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and a clichéd plot, it's a waste of time for anyone who values quality filmmaking.

There is NO way these 9/10 reviews are real. This has got to be one of THE worst movies I have ever seen. The 'acting' was beyond bad, especially Brad, whoever that actor is. The girl was pretty horrible, too. Has zero range of emotions and even after horrible situation is still bragging later about how many 'hits' she has on her page.

Atrocious all around.

First, you have a pretty girl completely wrapped up in herself (standard insta) with absolutely no ability to express real emotion. Then you have her boyfriend who, while tolerant, is pathetic and just as emotionless. Like another reviewer said, the best acting was done by the antagonists who never even spoke. The storyline is weak, predictable, and only offers a couple good jump-scares. Unfortunately, those aren't enough to rescue this movie to a point of making it worthwhile watching. There are so many movies more frightening and/or comical that made this one a waste of my time (yes, I watched it to the end).