Monsters in the Closet

Nothing is as painful as seeing a good book make for a terrible movie. I got to love making books terrible from the Agatha Risen series that came out of Britain. These things are supposed to be terrible. It adds to the imagination and leaves room to think and imagine how it would be.

I mean like really think about it. Who gives facial expressions in books or how many times does the reader know exactly what a type of machine gun or tank sound like? Monsters in closet does exactly that pretty well without giving away too much and letting the viewers mind stray or not be led too much. Its great. Sorry if CGi and graphics is what you are looking for wont find it here. Its left to your mind to do the hard work.

This has to be some of the worst acting I have ever seen! I thought things might improve after the first ten minutes but things seem to go from bad to worse very quickly and I had to give up on this after only 15 minutes, do not bother going that far.

The story about how we tuned into dead meat or in a more metaphysical term zombies. A home/amateur-made horror anthology that takes you through the register of ''we move straight on'' zombriery, from the archtypical chronic arthrithis moving parkinsonal huntingtonians lepralibertarians, to the hilarious couple renovating their house while being deterioratingly in love with eachother( this part makes it a four and affordable to watch), but allover its moviemaking that every military base medical department crew or aiseeyu unit couldve made using fake masks of wounds and bloody bandages. Filmtechnically its a poutpourie of glitches and cheap trix that the seasoned sausage of gorecorians have seen before

a film for the gore and vomit lovers, not so much for a grumpy old man.

This was just horrible.

I can't even describe how I feel right now.

Awful in every area possible. No redeeming qualities.

Only giving 1-star, as that's the minimum I can give.

I'm going to start a crowdfunder, to force IMDB to allow reviewers to give zero stars...because giving 1-star as a minimum, implies the movie had something worthy...and this isn't always the case.

To me, this is one of those rare movies. After I downloaded it, I watched about 10 minutes then deleted it just to be sure I don't accidentally start watching it again. It seems only tools the creators (and I'm stretching that term to the breaking point) had were gore and vomit, repeated ad nauseum. This isn't horror; it's a gross-out fest.