- Trevor: Okay, so it's the summer of '98. My Lehman Brothers boys and I, we scooped a copter to beat the traffic out to the Hamptons 'cause that's how we roll. Anyway, we're on a list for this very exclusive shindig at Surf Lodge in Montauk: Tara Reid's birthday, 'nuff said.
- Hetty Woodstone: Who is Tara Reid?
- Trevor: Seriously? She was a movie star.
- Alberta Haynes: Oh, silent or talkies, sweetheart?
- Isaac: Uh, what is a movie, again?
- Trevor: It's the, it's the play that they project on a screen! We've been through this!
- Sasappis: When you say "project..."
- Thorfinn: What is "play?"
- Trevor: God, I hate being the most recently dead. Anyway, yada yada yada, it was a great night; the end.
- Isaac: Two people is manageable, limited commotion. No old lady bedridden while disease eats away at her, but we knew those good times wouldn't last forever.