- Jack O'Malley: Hey. You don't have a Wonder Woman action figure, do you?
- Callum Drift: That's not how it works. Come on.
- Jack O'Malley: It's one day, though, right? Like, it's a big job for one day.
- Callum Drift: We work 364 days a year because on that one day we deliver presents to several billion individual domiciles across 37 time zones without ever being detected by a single human being. We prep, we rehearse every moment, every stop down to the last chimney. So yeah, it's a lot of work.
- Jack O'Malley: Three hundred and sixty-four days?
- Callum Drift: We have Boxing Day off.
- Zoe: I don't know if it's related, but if someone knew where to look, that's the only vulnerability in the cloaking.
- Callum Drift: Who?
- Zoe: We don't know yet. The trolls are scouring the Web.
- Zoe: Last night, at roughly 11 p.m. NPST, Red One, also known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, was abducted from the North Pole complex.
- Callum Drift: Uh, you say it all the time Nick. We choose every day who we want to be. With big decisions and little ones, and every one of them matters. But I look around, and they act like none of it matters.
- Nick: If nothing matters to them, it seems to me they need us now more than ever.
- Callum Drift: That's why there's only one you. And no one with my doubts should be so close to you. You need somebody younger, someone 300 years old in their prime, in their prime, who wants to change things.
- Nick: Not our job to change people, Cal. People change themselves. We just show em' that we believe in 'em. All of 'em. 'Cause we know who they really are, down deep. We know that somwhere inside every lost grown-up is the kid they once were. Our gift is that we can see that even when they can't.
- Callum Drift: I lost it there for a while, Nick.
- Nick: It's easy to lose it, Cal. The important thing is to keep trying.