Abraham van Helsing trasferisce i suoi due figli negli Stati Uniti nel tentativo di sfuggire al loro passato.Abraham van Helsing trasferisce i suoi due figli negli Stati Uniti nel tentativo di sfuggire al loro passato.Abraham van Helsing trasferisce i suoi due figli negli Stati Uniti nel tentativo di sfuggire al loro passato.
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I'll start by saying that I really wanted to like this film. The location was gorgeous, the cinematography is fantastic, and the story it's based on is an interesting read. The issue? A really bad script that needed a few more revisions, scenes that played zero role in the story, and some really bad acting from half of the cast.
Dollar store Udo Kier just didn't do anything to help the film, and neither did the younger brother. Every scene involving the two felt like a chore to sit through because the acting was just poor. The mother, despite being from Amsterdam, had a very American accent, so it felt unbelievable even though her acting was up to par. The only good casting here was the older brother and the settler girl, the latter was not given much material to work with either, which was a shame as she played her role to the best of her ability. It didn't help matters that the dialog throughout the film was incredibly stilted, for all parties involved.
Another point to be made is that the film is just boring for the majority of it's runtime. Virtually nothing happens until about the last twenty minutes or so. I understand that it's a slow burn story, but the writer/director should have done something to spruce the story up a bit. For instance, it's the reason why Mike Flanagan is able to pull of Stephen King stories so well, he knows when to take chances and when to be faithful. There is a lot that could have been done with this story, and it all just ends up feeling like one big missed opportunity.
The film also neglects to show even a shred of the brothers believing in Abraham's atrocities once revealed. The brothers never buy into the fact that the man's determinations might be true, therefore making at least 20 minutes of the film null and void. It's one of the reasons why the film Frailty worked so well. In that film, the boys were never quite sure of whether or not their father's supposed mission was real, or if he was just a psycho, making us, the audience, rethink the entire thing ourselves. It's something that you can tell was an inspiration for the storyline, but the writer didn't study that film well enough to understand why it was so compelling and apply it to this story here.
Overall, it can wait until streaming. Yes, the location was a nice view and the cinematography steals the majority of the show, but it's really not worth sitting through in a theater, as it was, for the most part, a bore of a film and not compelling enough to make it an interesting viewing experience.
1.5 Frailty knockoffs out of 5.
Dollar store Udo Kier just didn't do anything to help the film, and neither did the younger brother. Every scene involving the two felt like a chore to sit through because the acting was just poor. The mother, despite being from Amsterdam, had a very American accent, so it felt unbelievable even though her acting was up to par. The only good casting here was the older brother and the settler girl, the latter was not given much material to work with either, which was a shame as she played her role to the best of her ability. It didn't help matters that the dialog throughout the film was incredibly stilted, for all parties involved.
Another point to be made is that the film is just boring for the majority of it's runtime. Virtually nothing happens until about the last twenty minutes or so. I understand that it's a slow burn story, but the writer/director should have done something to spruce the story up a bit. For instance, it's the reason why Mike Flanagan is able to pull of Stephen King stories so well, he knows when to take chances and when to be faithful. There is a lot that could have been done with this story, and it all just ends up feeling like one big missed opportunity.
The film also neglects to show even a shred of the brothers believing in Abraham's atrocities once revealed. The brothers never buy into the fact that the man's determinations might be true, therefore making at least 20 minutes of the film null and void. It's one of the reasons why the film Frailty worked so well. In that film, the boys were never quite sure of whether or not their father's supposed mission was real, or if he was just a psycho, making us, the audience, rethink the entire thing ourselves. It's something that you can tell was an inspiration for the storyline, but the writer didn't study that film well enough to understand why it was so compelling and apply it to this story here.
Overall, it can wait until streaming. Yes, the location was a nice view and the cinematography steals the majority of the show, but it's really not worth sitting through in a theater, as it was, for the most part, a bore of a film and not compelling enough to make it an interesting viewing experience.
1.5 Frailty knockoffs out of 5.
The story is soooo slow. And the whole movie through I was waiting for it to start. I had a hard time staying awake. Acting wasn't great, but with a good story it could still be a nice movie to watch. I do not understand... why make such films? An absolute time waster. Titus Welliver should have stuck with Bosch.
Admittedly, I'm not big on monster movies, but I've always had an affection for Bram's characters. Unfortunately, this adaptation was very pedestrian. Acted well, but directed and produced poorly. The plot is ok, but the execution of the story is slow and drags out. The ending felt like they ran out of budget. Joe Hill missed the mark on this one imho.
I need 1hr 29mins and 5secs of my life back🙄. I can truly appreciate a good slow burn as long as a fire eventually occurs. The most intriguing aspect mildly enjoyable was the looming question of Abraham Van Helsing's mental stability. No spoilers from me, watch at your own risk. I went in with fresh eyes, no expectations, and was left disappointed.
Wow. They can even ruin a classic. Ever since movies don't all come out in the theaters, they think it passes as a movie. Every single person involved in this movie should quit. People must have money to burn to turn out this garbage. I guess I should be embarrassed I wasted over a hour of my life on this mess.
Lo sapevi?
- QuizThe film "Abraham's Boys" (2025) is adapted from a renowned horror short story of the same name by author Joe Hill, who is the son of Stephen King. The original story is well-known for its psychological horror elements and deep exploration of haunted family dynamics.
- Citazioni
Max Van Helsing: If you don't stop talking, I'm gonna smother you to death with your own pillow. Then you won't have anything to worry about.
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- Lordo Stati Uniti e Canada
- 212.706 USD
- Fine settimana di apertura Stati Uniti e Canada
- 131.042 USD
- 13 lug 2025
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- 212.706 USD
- Tempo di esecuzione
- 1h 29min(89 min)
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- 1.33 : 1
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