Johnny & Clyde

This film follows the ominous journey of a pair of serial killing lovers on the run. In a confusing turn of events, they join forces with a group of equally sadistic individuals, each characterized by generic and predictable personalities, such as a demolitions expert or a self-destructive barbarian who oddly adheres to Norse mythology. Their rash actions include planning a daring escape from a mental institution. The filmmakers seem to have completely missed the essence of iconic films like "Bonnie and Clyde," as this misguided attempt at a spin-off fails to induce any impression of seriousness. The screenplay lacks any coherent structure, leaving viewers without anything or anyone to invest in or care about. The story itself is so ridiculous that it becomes impossible to be genuinely offended by the actions of the characters, no matter how many innocent lives they claim. Even the choice of music for certain scenes completely misses the point. Intensifying the issue are the annoying performances that do no justice to the characters they portray. Every line of dialogue feels forced and is poorly delivered. No need to say: do yourself a favor and skip this one. Or, if you want to know how good another movie can be, go and watch this one. You will appreciate other movies more. But this one is so ridiculous, no words to describe it properly (without getting banned from IMDB). 1/10 is still a high rating for this "movie".

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.

It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.

Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.

The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.

... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.

The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.

I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting sucks big time.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie.