Johnny & Clyde
- 2023
- 1h 40min
VALUTAZIONE IMDb
2,4/10
2011
LA TUA VALUTAZIONE
Due assassini seriali sono follemente innamorati e impegnati in un'infinita follia criminale. Hanno deciso di rapinare un fiorente casinò di proprietà del boss del crimine Alana, sorvegliato... Leggi tuttoDue assassini seriali sono follemente innamorati e impegnati in un'infinita follia criminale. Hanno deciso di rapinare un fiorente casinò di proprietà del boss del crimine Alana, sorvegliato da un assassino demoniaco sotto il suo comando.Due assassini seriali sono follemente innamorati e impegnati in un'infinita follia criminale. Hanno deciso di rapinare un fiorente casinò di proprietà del boss del crimine Alana, sorvegliato da un assassino demoniaco sotto il suo comando.
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- 1 vittoria e 1 candidatura in totale
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This movie is actually worse than the other two reviewers say! It's a complete and total mess.
The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.
The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.
Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.
Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?
Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.
The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.
The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.
Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.
Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?
Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.
Ya, it's that bad. I couldn't handle all the amateur-hour and infantile nonsense this mess had. Everything from the acting, directing, sound (have they heard of boom mics), terrible excuse for gore - especially the demon's cheap Halloween mask and costume. That outfit felt like it was purchased at a Dollar Tree. Then you have a screenplay that felt like it was written by a fifth-grade drama class. Even the lame attempts at dark comedy were a flop and more of an eye-roll than anything funny. Every actor, even Fox, seemed like they've never taken an acting class. I can't believe this nonsense was green-lit, funded, and went to market. It's a generous 3/10, only because Fox still looks foxy.
So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.
The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.
The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.
... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.
The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.
I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.
The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.
I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.
I got this at Redbox without knowing anything about it, and in hindsight, I should've looked it up. That is where it all went wrong. Most would agree that Megan Fox was never the greatest actor of all time. She got by a lot of her looks in the past and lately has been in just straight-to-video movies, but this has to be an all-time low for her. She still has her looks in this movie, but that's about it. Her acting is wooden and rushed, like she is reading her lines. And the other actors are just as bad. The acting is so bad in this movie it is almost laughable, and there really is no plot. It's just a lot of random stuff loosely connected. It tries to make up for it with a lot of violence and skin, but sadly that isn't enough. More than once, I asked myself, "What am I watching?" and "Who writes this stuff?" The only reason I didn't give this a one is because the demon thing was cool looking, although it came out of nowhere. All in all, skip this one, and if you wanna see Megan Fox, just watch the original Transformers.
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Written by Tyson Ritter, Scott Chesak, and Isaac Bolivar
Performed by Now More Than Ever
Produced by Scott Chesak, Tyson Ritter, Isaac Bolivar
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