Bae Wolf

Egregiously bad.

Like the title suggests, this is not a movie by any definition of the word.

It's as if a bunch of adults involved in larping, and get hold of a camera, some cheap costumes and after an evenings heavy drinking decide to make a movie.

Unfortunately, not a single one of them possesses a shred of talent. I cannot remember having seen such a poorly, acted, directed, scripted, lit attempt at film making in my life.

I was aghast about twenty minutes when, 'the monster', dons a rather fetching hat and a feather boa. In 500AD. In Denmark. Where everyone speaks with a distinct American accent.

2 stars instead of one because at least they made an effort.

The cinematography and production is actually pretty good. It is a low budget film but entertaining nonetheless and visually engaging. I would definitely watch more of these type of renditions for other old tales. Imagine going to the bar and some drunk guy starts explaining the story of Beowulf and the Grendel to you. You get this. Comical yet there is a lesson in the story. Dont let the harsh reviews prevent you from giving this comical film a chance on a lazy Saturday night in with some ale and pizza. Cheers.

I would be embarrassed to have my name associated with this poorly acted film. The dialog is poorly scripted. I managed to sit through 8 minutes but even that was a struggle. Don't waste your time.