Hell Is Where the Party Is

The porn interloper who signs his work, what little there is of it, as Louis Xypher has a following judging by high ratings (and surprisingly many votes) in IMDb, but he's terrible. This Harmony Films release from a decade ago has fancy packaging and little else to recommend it.

That's because it's merely a set of seven poorly-directed music videos, all of which feature lousy music. His Euro girls include the famous (Silvia Saint and Angel Dark) but they are ill-served by frenetic editing and other tricks that defeat the erotic purpose of the exercise.

Any fan of fetish videos or satanic themed porn will look elsewhere for entertainment, as stylists ranging from Tanya Hyde to Kendo (just to limit us to Brits) leave Xypher in the dust. He does feature one strictly black & white segment titled "Fallen Angel" but it wastes the considerable beauty of Angel Dark

A significantly negative anti-achievement has Xypher reducing superstar Silvia Saint, who many feel is porn's all-time greatest beauty, to just another Euro talent posing and humping generically here. Her styling is quite poor, and nothing of interest happens in her two segments: the title scene as well as cavorting solo in "Hypnotize Me".

What a bummer.