Susan Calman's Grand Day Out

So Channel 5 can send Susan Calman (always endearing) around the country but they can't find a space in the schedules for a massive institution like 'Neighbours'.

It really beggars belief.

Can't Susan just go on a staycation without having to be filmed?

I imagine BBC are thinking, what we need is yet another travel programme, who is available that we can put in it. They unfortunately chose Susan Calman, a presenter who's intensely irritating voice cuts through the air like nails on a blackboard. Thankfully , I can change the channel and seek peace. I am required of course to flesh out this review in order to reinforce the irritation that she can provoke upon hearing her dulcet screech emanating from the television. Having been conditioned to listening to the soothing tones of the ilk of Portillo, Fogle et al, I am spoilt in expecting 1. Auditory bearability, 2. Some actual experience of travel programmes.