Lista episodi

Series premiere: Beanstalk Bunny (1955), Little Rural Riding Hood (1949), Vim, Vigor and Vitaliky (1936), Ah, Sweet Mouse-Story of Life (1965), Walky Talky Hawky (1946).

Bill seems cursed after he walks under a ladder, in this bad luck-themed episode featuring Bowery Bugs (1949), Bad Luck Blackie (1949), Leave Well Enough Alone (1939), Big Game Haunt (1968), and La casa del sogno (1952).

Bill shakes up his routine as the show focuses on second-string stars: Pepe le Pew - Pepè a New Orleans (1959), Screwy Squirrel - Happy-Go-Nutty (1944), Wile E. Coyote - Rabbit's Feat (1960), Barney Bear - The Unwelcome Guest (1945), Elmer Fudd - Cane atterrito (1959).

With Bill suffering from amnesia, Toony turns to a slate of cartoons about cartooning itself and the moviegoing tradition to jog his memory: Rabbit Rampage (1955), A Cartoonist's Nightmare (1935), The Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit (1962), The Film Fan (1939), and Box-Office Bunny (1990).

Toony tries to help Bill get over his fear of flying with some aviation-themed cartoons: Hare Lift (1952), Little Johnny Jet (1953), Hot Air Aces (1949), The Flying Cat (1952), and The Jet Cage (1962).

Bill, Goldie, and Mr. Quizzer introduce new puppet characters while the cartoons showcase first appearances of secondary or recurring characters: Devil May Hare (1954), Pip-eye, Pup-eye, Poop-eye an' Peep-eye (1942), The Abominable Snow Rabbit (1961), Il cugino di Jerry (1951), and Hobo Bobo (1947).

Bill has a dentist appointment and Toony learns that tuna fish have teeth, while the cartoons feature classic tooth gags: The Wacky Wabbit (1942), Che cannonata! (1958), The Super Snooper (1952), Lumberjack and Jill (1949), and Cibo in scatola (1951).

Everyone around Bill is acting strangely out of character, while the cartoons feature rivals becoming friends and other atypical behavior: Stagione di caccia (1951), Jerry's Diary (1949), Droopy's Double Trouble (1951), Gopher Spinach (1954), Roadrunner a Go-Go (1965).

Bill, Toony, and the gang go to great lengths trying to break the record for continuous rhyming (even recording a rap music video). Cartoons include Cane all'Opera (1957), Thumb Fun (1952), Rock 'n' Rodent (1967), We Aim to Please (1934), Caccia al pollo (1955).

Toony overhears Bill's phone call with a car dealership and mistakenly suspects his sidekick job is in jeopardy. Cartoons include: Solo per te io canto (1955), Little Red Riding Rabbit (1944), Duel Personality (1966), The Spinach Roadster (1936), and Hopalong Casualty (1960).

After poking his eye with a knitting needle, Bill acts increasingly like a pirate, accompanied by a lineup of pirate- and nautical-themed cartoons: Buccaneer Bunny (1948), L'apriscatole (1965), Spooky Swabs (1957), Dicky Moe (1962), The Mouse on 57th Street (1961).

Toony downloads a laugh track app to up his comedic appeal, much to Bill's annoyance. Cartoons include Robin Hood Daffy (1958), Due gatti contro Titti (1942), Just Plane Beep (1965), Nearlyweds (1957), and Puss 'N' Boats (1966).

Bill and Toony's preparations for a farm-themed episode are undercut by the sound effects mistakes of a new sound operator. Cartoons include: Pennelli, rabbia e fantasia (1953), Guarda il pesce e friggi il gatto (1962), Spree Lunch (1957), The Cat's Me-Ouch (1965), and Little Boy Boo (1954).

Sleepy and unprepared after an all-night game of tic-tac-toe, Bill and Toony must find ways to fill airtime without a script. Cartoons include: False Hare (1964), Blue Cat Blues (1956), Hospitaliky (1937), Il cavaliere Droopy (1957), and A Sheep in the Deep (1962).

Bill explores new functions of his trusty remote control, with a slate of cartoons featuring robots and other examples of technological ingenuity: Hare-Way to the Stars (1958), Advance and Be Mechanized (1967), A Great Big Bunch of You (1932), Insect to Injury (1956), The Solid Tin Coyote (1966).

Bill falls into a hypnotic trance and regresses into his past-life identity as Victorian pickpocket "Jimmy the Slice". Cartoons include: The Hare-Brained Hypnotist (1942), Matinee Mouse (1966), Pied Piper Porky (1939), Out to Punch (1956), A Bird in a Bonnet (1958).

Bill helps Toony earn Gil Scout merit badges. The cartoon lineup includes Backwoods Bunny (1959), Cruise Cat (1952), Baby Wants a Bottleship (1942), Daffy's Diner (1967), and Noi siamo due evasi (1961).

Bill can't find his "good" baseball cap, but a MeTV detective team is soon on the case. The cartoon lineup includes From Hare to Heir (1960), Much Ado About Nutting (1953), Corn on the Cop (1965), Bad Day at Cat Rock (1965), and Olive's $weep$take Ticket (1941).

Toony is jealous of Svengoolie (1995) mascot Kerwyn, as personal rivalries take center stage both in the studio and in the cartoons: A Star Is Bored (1956), Hip hip urrà! (1958), Let's You and Him Fight (1934), Quel grazioso canarino (1952), Ah, Sweet Mouse-Story of Life (1965).

The show is retooled as a morning zoo radio simulcast, with Bill recast as Simon Shock, an obnoxious radio shock jock. Cartoons include Hare Conditioned (1945), The Zoot Cat (1944), Be Kind to 'Aminals' (1935), A muso duro (1954), and The Ducksters (1950).

Toony transforms the studio into a comedy club, but finds his jokes greeted by crickets while Bill and Kerwyn get big laughs. Cartoons include Show Biz Bugs (1957), Symphony in Spinach (1948), Purr-Chance to Dream (1967), Out and Out Rout (1966), and Cani, canili e canarini (1954).

Toony can't swim after eating (and Toony can't stop eating). Bill takes a swimming test. Cartoons include Porky's Poor Fish (1940), Aqua Duck (1963), Filet Meow (1966), Weasel Stop (1956), and Clippety Clobbered (1966).

Toony prepares for a job interview with the Big Kahuna of MeTV, leaving Bill to host the show on his own. Cartoons include The Million Hare (1963), Pecos Pest (1955), Parlez Vous Woo (1956), Mouse-Warming (1952), and The Foghorn Leghorn (1948).

A burned-out Toony treats himself to a day of spa treatments, and Bill and Toony pay tribute to the late Dawn Wells. Cartoons include Compressed Hare (1961), Assault and Flattery (1956), Daffy's Inn Trouble (1961), Grin and Share It (1957), and The Slick Chick (1962).

When the studio runs out of ink, the show becomes a black-and-white film noir mystery, with a lineup heavy on caper cartoons: Naughty Neighbors (1939), The Great Piggy Bank Robbery (1946), Catty Cornered (1953), Private Eye Popeye (1954), Ready, Woolen and Able (1960).

Wanting to be made into an action figure, Toony tries out some new "action hero" looks. Cartoons include The Old Grey Hare (1944), Strangled Eggs (1961), Hello How Am I (1939), Tom-ic Energy (1965), and Venezia, la luna e Silvestro (1958).

In this special Canadian-themed episode, "Canuck Bill" pays tribute to the Great White North with cartoons about snowy Canada and winter activities: Bonanza Bunny (1959), Snowman's Land (1939), I-Ski Love-Ski You-Ski (1936), Weasel While You Work (1958), Alpine Antics (1936).

Bill's parents can't help but embarrass their "Bonky" when they drop in on the show, while the cartoon lineup highlights parental/familial dynamics: Bedevilled Rabbit (1957), Cats A-Weigh! (1953), My Pop, My Pop (1940), Cat Feud (1958), Mother Was a Rooster (1962).

Toony owes 60 clams after gambling on a seahorse race, and must dodge the nautical debt collectors. Cartoons include Bugs and Thugs (1954), Beep Prepared (1961), Floor Flusher (1954), Early to Bet (1951), and Southbound Duckling (1955).

Love is in the air on this special Valentine's Day episode, with a lineup featuring cherubic cupids and cartoonish romances: The Stupid Cupid (1944), Don't Look Now (1936), Hold the Wire (1936), Rabbit Romeo (1957), and Eatin' on the Cuff or The Moth Who Came to Dinner (1942).

In this special Presidents' Day episode, Bill and Toony are stuck honoring Zachary Taylor, and the cartoons share a political theme: Popeye for President (1956), Campagna elettorale (1951), Tom's Photo Finish (1957), The Candid Candidate (1937), Un gatto chiacchierone (1950).

Bill's past career as a 1960s child star is brought to light. Cartoons include Hot Cross Bunny (1948), Puttin' on the Dog (1944), Females Is Fickle (1940), Symphony in Slang (1951), and Una bella crociera (1960).

Bill has a big announcement to make, but is repeatedly interrupted and sidetracked, leaving Toony in suspense as the drums roll. Cartoons include Bewitched Bunny (1954), Busy Buddies (1956), Tree for Two (1952), Betty Boop's Crazy Inventions (1933), and Of Rice and Hen (1953).

The gang is plagued by mishaps as they wait for Goldie to put on her makeup before recording their birthday poem for the Big Kahuna. Cartoons include Il coniglio di Siviglia (1950), Il singhiozzo del cucciolo (1954), Porky's Pastry Pirates (1942), Hawaiian Aye Aye (1964), Popeye Presents Eugene, the Jeep (1940).

Bill pays tribute to cartoon shows of the past by playing an old VHS of "Cap'n Bill and His Sea Pals" from March 19, 1962. Featured cartoons are Wackiki Wabbit (1943), Tee for Two (1945), A Little Soap and Water (1935), The Hep Cat (1942), and Muscle Tussle (1953).

Jealous of all the Kerwyn/Svengoolie (1995) merchandise, Toony shills for corporate sponsors in an episode focused on commerce and commercialism: Elmer's Pet Rabbit (1941), Taxi-Turvy (1954), Fool Coverage (1952), Going! Going! Gosh! (1952), Now That Summer Is Gone (1938).

Bill is excited for the annual show-and-tell day, but Toony doesn't have anything to share. The all-Warner Bros. looney lineup features Silvestro il Moralista (1957), Scent-imental Romeo (1951), Dopo la caduta (1962), Robot Rabbit (1953), and To Itch His Own (1958).

Toony helps Bill conquer his fear of playing guitar in front of people, with help from a psychic fortune teller. Cartoons include Solo per te io canto (1955), Hare Brush (1955), Jerry-Go-Round (1966), I Never Changes My Altitude (1937), and Billy Boy (1954).

Bill and Toony try to create a new "Toon In with Me" breakfast cereal, with often nauseating results. Cartoons include Quando soffia il vento (1949), I'm Just Wild About Jerry (1965), Beware of Barnacle Bill (1935), The Iceman Ducketh (1964), and When I Yoo Hoo (1936).

Bill and Toony look forward to the weekend with some comedy and fun. Cartoons include The Unruly Hare (1945), Cellbound (1955), Easy Peckin's (1953), Brotherly Love (1936), and Tease for Two (1965).

Toony is abducted by a down-home celebrity chef, who intends to filet and fry him on her live cooking show. The cartoons are Caccia al coniglio (1952), Un anatroccolo a terra (1954), Betty in Blunderland (1934), Booby Hatched (1944), and The House of Tomorrow (1949).

Toony uses the lie detector function on Bill's clicker to catch his friends in moments of dishonesty. Featured cartoons are Half-Fare Hare (1956), Doing Impossikible Stunts (1940), The Cat Above and the Mouse Below (1964), Claws for Alarm (1954), and The Sneezing Weasel (1938).

Toony is convinced that Bill has been replaced by a cyborg, as the special cartoon lineup features robots, machines, and supercomputers: To Hare Is Human (1956), Guided Mouse-Ille (1967), Hippydrome Tiger (1968), Rocket Squad (1956), Lost and Foundry (1937).

Bill and Toony try to set up a MeTV night school, with Bill teaching a course on cartoon history. Featured cartoons are Bugs Bunny Rides Again (1948), La strega volante (1956), A Hull of a Mess (1942), The Gay Anties (1947), and Crowing Pains (1947).

Bill and Toony interview candidates for a new character job teaching viewers about the human body. Cartoons include Now, Hare This (1958), Quack Shot (1954), The Dance Contest (1934), Beep, Beep (1952), and Daredevil Droopy (1951).

Felton Fanboy points out goofs, Bill and Toony try to start a musical duo, Ms. Information anchors Toodaze News, and the cartoons are Torta Di Titti (1947), Duck Soup to Nuts (1944), Fastest with the Mostest (1960), Baton Bunny (1959), and Grampy's Indoor Outing (1936).

Bill plays a VHS tape of forgotten rural-themed 1970s variety show "Yee Howdy", with a cartoon lineup spotlighting hillbillies and country living: Per qualche panino in più (1954), Quadriglia campestre (1950), Musical Mountaineers (1939), Hare Trigger (1945), Raw! Raw! Rooster! (1956).

Toony and Kerwyn's rivalry heats up when an email from MeTV's Big Kahuna suggests one of the mascots will be fired. Cartoon rivals square off in Bill of Hare (1962), The Fistic Mystic (1946), Conrad the Sailor (1942), Salta che ti passa (1961), and Caballero Droopy (1952).

Bill loses his voice trying to impress important TV critics, and Toony hires a mime to teach him the art of silent performance. Cartoons are Silvestro ai grandi magazzini (1952), Down Beat Bear (1956), Lickety-Splat (1961), The Stupor Salesman (1948), and Ghosks Is the Bunk (1939).

Radio shock jock Simon Shock buys airtime on the show to promote his "King of the Airwaves" campaign. Featured cartoons are Rebel Rabbit (1949), The Million Dollar Cat (1944), Betty Boop's Ker-Choo (1933), Ventriloquist Cat (1950), and Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943).