- Tony: Some days, I feel okay, you know? Some days, I feel like I'm aware and what I should be. And then some days, I don't know where the fuck I am. But if I helped, you know, that's nice.
- Tony: There was a young lady from Lancashire, who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "Oh, this is sin, but now that it's in, can you push it a few inches higher?"
- NHS 111 recording: For patients who have not been specifically advised to seek advice, you should only seek further assistance if your symptoms are significantly limiting your capacity to continue with everyday activities.