- Tyler Galpin: [On her birthday] What's not to like about a day that's all about you?
- Wednesday Addams: Every day is about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.
- Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
- Wednesday Addams: Use the words 'little' and 'girl' to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.