Once Upon a Time in Tombstone

This 'movie' makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Gone With the Wind. It's hard to know where to begin but, there's this thing called the Internet and any 12 year old could have at least gotten a few facts right. This is the most documented gunfight in history and it would be easy to do at least a small amount of research. Almost every actor (and I use the term loosely) is 20 to 30 years older than the characters they portrayed. Every single thing from the script, sets, weapons to editing and direction appears to have been done by a child with his mom's old camcorder. I'd say it was a pitiful effort but, clearly there was no effort involved. Worst ever!

Truly astonishing, dead-pan 'my turn to talk' style acting. Now I have a clue what producers and directors really do. Not let this happen!!! On the good side, you would struggle to pick a player for best (or worst!) actor, they are so evenly matched...

We (somehow?) watched 15 mins, then skipped through for 20 secs here and there, just in case. Should have saved the wear on the play button :). There may yet be an undiscovered gem, but we played a better movie instead of risking further mirth at what we had just beheld.

From the first scene this starts awfully and goes on a downward spiral. The director clearly just makes his films as a weekend hobby or something, but without a care as to the quality of the finished product. The film poster is the best thing about this movie. I've made films on my phone starring my dog that are better than this. To be expected to sit through 78 minutes of this is an insult.

This 'movie' if you can call it that, is without a doubt the worst film ever made. The acting is middle school level, the audio is iPhone 5 level, the script is junior school level. The fact this is even on a pay per view site is utterly embarrassing. The old $2 westerns of the 50's and 60's blow this $500 budget film out of the water. Even calling it a film feels like I'm insulting every actual film maker in history. To the middle school class who made this film, good luck with the future. Find a new career option. Giving it one whole star is an absolute shocker. It barely rate a 1/4 star. Don't waste your time, your breath, your life, on even 2 minutes of this rubbish. I'd rather watch Superbowl commercials than this.

If anyone rates this movie higher than 1 or 2, they are being untruthful. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but the truth must be told......this movie is absolutely totally just BAD. I've never seen such 'wooden' actors. The script was BAD. The scene setups were ridiculous (the bar looked more like a child's lemonade stand.) AND it just never gets any better.