Paris Hilton's My New BFF

This is my first review on IMDb as I felt this has to be said: This mindless drivel should be banned, yes BANNED from ever being broadcast. How this egoistical, train-wreck of a show gets funded and passed for viewing is beyond every law of comprehension. I would seriously have more joy in watching a gray concrete wall being corroded by the rain than ever watching a single second of anything to do with Paris Hilton. Talentless beyond belief, she exudes the most pathetic character ever witnessed and those attempting to be her so-called 'BFF' make you awe in wonder at the level of intelligence on offer, which I would say like the show itself, is lower than the excretory product evacuated from the bowels of a common hog.

I used to like Paris Hilton...her not so typical personality and her not so typical sense of fashion. She was different and special, that's why people watched The Simple Life, The Hottie and the Nottie and other productions in which she starred. That's why millions of people typed her name in searching bars and probably listened to her (not so great) songs. But now...seriously. "My new BFF"? First of all a BFF can't be new. Second of all you can't put people to drink alcohol and party until they feel sick. (and then blame them) This show has no essence, it's just another attempt to get the attention on her but she failed. She used to be at least interesting but now she has a bad attitude, she calls the contestants "pets" or "dolls" and she is so embarrassing trying to be bossy.

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Who would humiliate them selves like this? What's wrong with people? How low do you have to fall to beg someone for friendship and especially if that someone is a spoiled, rich, daddy's girl!? This show is just terrible! Bottom of the bottom!!! A proof of how far human humiliation can go and a proof of how superstitious and poor some people are! How pathetic do you have to be to stare at Paris while she's sitting on her throne, waiting for her to approve you as her friend or better yet to humiliate you as a man!? Do this people have any pride left? I wouldn't do this show if it would mean my entire life! But don't get me wrong, this is, unfortunately, not the only show like that. There is plenty of them and i just can't believe that anyone is actually watching them or participating in 'em! TERRIBLE!!!

I'm not a Paris fan and never have been so take this review with that bias in hand. This show is the dumbest, most scripted and unrealistic "reality" show around. I cannot imagine real human women auditioned for this show. I hope for society's sake that these contestants are paid actresses because if these women really want to be Paris Hilton's bff, I fear for the future of humanity. Perhaps I'm being extreme, but my God this show is stupid. Paris is an uneducated over plasticized bimbo who behaves even dumber than she likely is. She's such a terrible role model and I am sad the networks give her air time and even her own show. Don't watch this EVER, not even if there is a gun to your head. Death is a preferable alternative to sitting through even one episode of this garbage.

There are no words to describe how truly horrible this show is, but I'll try my best. This show is quite probably the worst show ever made, with the most awful premise ever. Before this, there were some horrid reality programs, such as Parental Control or My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancée, but my word! How can anything be worse than this?! Paris Hilton needs to lay low for a couple decades until she's matured to maybe the age of an 18 year old.

Paris Hilton wants a new best friend, so she puts random girls through these tests to see if they'll be her new BFF. These tests include making the girls dance for her, and making them keep secrets and not keep rumors going, and finding cute guys. The question then is does Paris want a new best friend, or does she want a new slave/entertainer to keep her company? At the end of each episode, Paris tearfully says goodbye to someone who just doesn't make the cut to be her best friend forever.

What an awful premise!!! How can Paris possibly find a best friend by putting these people through tests and spending limited time with them? It seems like these girls on the show would eventually bond with each other and get mad at Paris for getting rid of their friends. Even when someone wins this show, their friendship with Paris could be nothing but very artificial. Paris might as well have a show where girls lick dog feces off her shoes, and whichever one licks the most wins Paris Hilton's admiration. That's how vein this show is. The veins in my brain are popping as I try to comprehend who would make this show, and who would enjoy it.

It's crude, it's vein and it's absolutely the worst show to ever grace the small screen. Watching this too long will kill brain cells, and may cause mental retardation.

My rating: BOMB out of ****. 30 mins. TV14