Those Who Call

I DO NOT believe that I have ever care any LESS that the two lead female characters live or die ever! They spend most of the movie fighting and arguing about how stupid the trip was, and it is SOOOO STUPID OF A TRIP that it's hard to care whether they live or die. As a matter of fact, I was rooting for them to get killed. On top of that, the actresses are so abysmal at acting and the dialogue is so repetitious of them whining about who is at fault. Just a TERRIBLE MOVIE THAT TAKES SOOOO LONG TO GET INTO ANY ACTION that you may have to watch it over a few sessions. I fell asleep the first time, got bored the second tie, and the third time...never finished this GOD AWFUL BORE.

There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know where to start. I guess the beginning is always as good a place as any.

We start out with a girl driving down a two lane highway, who then turns off on to a dirt road. She gets a call from her brother who asks her how far away she is. She says, not far... just six hours. SIX. HOURS. Where in the Continental United States do you EVER drive down a dirt road when you are SIX HOURS from your destination?

I'll try not to give anything away (not that there really IS anything to give away, but...) so... now we'll move on to the two sisters - the main characters. For 99% of this "movie", we follow thee two girls - and ONLY these two girls - around. For 95% of THAT time, these two are arguing and yelling at each other, or just generally whining. Half way through, I was HOPING they'd get it just to shut them up! The younger one especially!

As they are driving, one sister falls asleep (so we're told) and when she wakes up, she asks where they are. The other one tells her that she doesn't know, but that they are somewhere in Texas. In a car with a Texas license plate. So of COURSE they are "somewhere in Texas!" But she wasn't being facetious. She was serious. Even more odd though, is that when they stop for gas - at apparently the ONLY gas station in all of Texas - she says that they are just "passing through" on their way to... COLORADO! The only way that that makes sense is if they were coming from Mexico. Again... in a car with Texas license plates. And although the two girls are Hispanic, they speak perfect English and never once mention Mexico.

Oh.. and "perfect English." I don't know about you, but it just rubs me the wrong way when people who have lived in the US all their lives, who speak perfect English with no accent whatsoever, suddenly have an accent when they say certain words. Every time the older girl says her sisters name "Sandra," she suddenly develops a thick Spanish accent. My grandmother, who literally came over from Sicily, didn't talk like that and there is no reason for anyone to do that other than for "look at me" attention.

Ok... back on the road again... the two girls seem to take the same dirt road the first girl took, only to be back on the main two lane highway again. Before finding themselves BACK on another dirt road. :eye_roll:

All of that is bad enough, but the absolute lack of ANY real story is just beyond forgivable. We sat through this disaster of a "movie" and nothing was ever really explained. Dad? The ring? Colorado? The town? The people of the town? The wanted posters?...

There isn't a single positive thing that I can say about this train wreck. I know this is only 79 minutes long, but even THAT is way too long to waste watching this. Go outside and watch grass grow , instead. You will thank me later.

So, if you've ever wondered what it would be like to develop an eye twitch and what grinding your teeth feels like, by all means, watch this movie. If on the other hand that doesn't sound like a very pleasurable experience then you'll definitely wanna skip this one.

The ENTIRE movie is two, extremely annoying, terrible acting "sisters" arguing and bickering with each other to the extent of testing every single nerve of patience you possess in your body. The script is HORRIBLE! They do that stupid annoying 3 questions in a row back to back to back that NEITHER of them can even answer to begin with. For example, "who are they?" "What do they want with us" "Why are they doing this" all one right after the other and they do this VERY ANNOYING thing THROUGHOUT the entire freaking movie!

I'm telling you skip this movie. Bad acting, bad story, bad EVERYTHING! There is absolutely nothing, not one positive thing about this movie. Just so, so, so annoying! It's taking all I've got to get to the end of this just out of sheer curiosity to how truly low and bad this thing can really go.

This movie is a complete garbage. Poor acting, poor dialogue, poor cinematography. Don't watch it, Don't waste your time. I would give 0 out of 100 If I could. At the very beginning I started to Believe that this one will be cool but soon it fall flat. Poor mediocre acting made it awful, difficult to watch. So what should I do, I endured as long I can but it was tough to watch. Guys If you want to watch a good horror movie you can watch Me3gan this one was cool. However if you want to watch similar movies watch Midsommar but those who call Isn't worth our time. I am hopeless, I shouldn't have seen it.

Here we go with another horror movie made for IFC. I see other peoples reviews are not very good at all so I'm certainly not expecting much. First off the movie is too short so there's a -1 Star.

Girl in car in woods on phone to start. Okay that beginning is lame.

Then I guess the main story. Two girls just 'passing by' in Colorado. Oh dear the gas station guy can't help them! Let's not panic! We're almost out of gas! There has to be a gas station around here somewhere!!! And so they keep looking, for gas.

Oh so they run out of gas then are stuck in the woods and they start seeing little hanging idols like from Blair Witch et al. Then they're back in a house and I didn't even notice how they got there. Talking about the Bible and how complex their lives are.

Then back into the woods. They find the body of the gas station guy! Oh no! Then they spot an eerie looking shack! Oh we gotta go in there! Then they see men in red robes and have to run into the woods!

The movie gets really dark at this point. Hard to see anything that's going on. But apparently the red robes catch the girls. And then...oh I wouldn't want to ruin it completely!

Horrible. Can't believe I made it to the end. 2/10.