Creepypasta

Utterly terrible. There is nothing "creepy" in any of these stories on this anthology. Having sat through it all - so disapointed. I expected something actually spooky - but 3/4s of the stories used were not made to be put into any other media than the written word. Sometimes they juust dont translate - so we get this horribly done artistic interpetations to suffer through.

There are plenty of better low-budget horror flicks out there. Don't let this one suck your free time away like I allowed it to.

This movie wants to be V/H/S and ends up being more like a college project. Woof. Just stay away.

What if we sat a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters and waited for them to churn out something vaguely similar to VHS? This is it. The framing device is similar. The segments are for people who think the ones in ABCs of Death are too nuanced and bloated. There is nothing good about this movie. I have watched more terrible anthology horror than almost anyone and will continue to make the same terrible error in judgment over and over but this really should be my rock bottom. Spare yourself. Go watch Creepshow or Cat's Eye or Bodybags or Southbound. Watching any of those for the 10th time will be orders of magnitude more satisfying.

Like the title says it is a low budget horror with not much going on. I don't even know what the story was. It was clearly an amateur filmmaker trying his luck and 99% of the film is just average film making and a waste of time watching but unlike really bad films this one does build up a little bit of atmosphere. And one scene that does live up to its name. There's a 5 minute clip that is well worth watching but like with any horror you can't just skip to the good bit. You do need to let the atmosphere build which this director does manage to do. I just wish there was a better coherent story and far more creepy pasta scenes! The one where the boogeyman comes out to play, great. Could compete with the film Sinister. Unfortunately far too little and no story leaves this not worth recommending and a measly score of 4 stars. Still, props to the director for making one very good horror scene. He has potential and I wish he'd made more use of that. Not many can made a horror that gives you the creeps. Like not even jeepers creepers did that. Still jeepers creepers was far more entertaining. So it's not all just about the one perfect creepy scene.

It's disappointing when adaptations like this stray from the essence of classic creepypastas. There's already a GREAT anthology of creepypastas and it's called Channel Zero. The original stories had intricate narratives and psychological depth so I have no idea why someone (several someones) thought they could use the namesake Creepypasta for something as dull as video after video of overcooked jumpscares and dragging victims into the darkness. Maybe one or two of the vignettes was fine (the flashlight one comes to mind) but even then I would not recommend this to anyone who came for the pasta. I don't think a single one of these was based on a real classic creepy pasta. If they really wanted to use "Creepypasta" they really should have leaned the other way and made "who was phone" and stories of that ilk.

Disjointed, horribly directed, and the horrors/jumpscares are more suited for a kid's funhouse. Just don't waste your time. I DNF after 45 mins. The pastas weren't even recognizable pastas. It was obscThey are boring ones they found in the junkyard of Reddit and somehow didn't realize they belonged there. I cannot fathom how anyone writes, produces, and stands by this kind of trash. This isn't even a B movie. It's a full-on F. Too dark, too quiet, no conjoining storyline but we keep coming back to one strung-out guy who we care nothing about because no attachment is ever formed between the viewer and any of the characters. This film just plain sucks.